God Will Save Me. Don't be mad, religious people, I'm not dissing you in any way.<br /> I meant SHINS, NOT CHINS. typos haunt my content. -_-<br />  God a worm and Bill cosby is having lunch with other more important flatscreen clean at the mall
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God Will Save Me

Don't be mad, religious people, I'm not dissing you in any way.<br />
I meant SHINS, NOT CHINS. ******* typos haunt my content. -_-<br />
SO MANY PEOPLE GETTING MAD

One day Minister Anderson is preaching during an mass.
Suddenly there is a large flash Peaple evacuate in chaos.
idioit' i
Father we have tn get nut at here!
Gad will save me, my child. Save ‘gnu melt.
15 minutes later the water has risen tn the priests chins.
Father, yen need tn get nut
here, hep up in my can !
Fath er, we really need tn get
nut cf here, hop up In my
power .
Father? We really need tn get ‘gnu
nut here!
You need net be worried, child. End will save me.
15 min ma later...
y NO SAVE ME, Gay.?
What tin ‘gnu mean?
I sent a came, a power boat
and even a rescue helicopter?
...
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#32 - SupermassiveTroll (03/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
There once was a priest who always kept a copy of the bible in his left shirt pocket. One day he was closing up the church when a mugger showed up and threatened him at gun point and told him to give him his money. The priest refused and the mugger shot him and ran away. But by sheer luck the bullet had missed the bible and he had something to read while he bled out.
There once was a priest who always kept a copy of the bible in his left shirt pocket. One day he was closing up the church when a mugger showed up and threatened him at gun point and told him to give him his money. The priest refused and the mugger shot him and ran away. But by sheer luck the bullet had missed the bible and he had something to read while he bled out.
#223 - hobbsicle (03/08/2011) [-]
Ha! My level 85 holy priest would have used levitate and lived! What a noob!
#187 - hobbsicle (03/08/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Ive heard this before, always gets me to smile a bit :)  
  
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Ive heard this before, always gets me to smile a bit :)

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#21 - LordZebedee (03/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Minister Anderson...we meet again....
#246 - Kanuk (03/08/2011) [-]
Ummm the water rose to his chin then dropped down to his hips...?
#183 - deitey (03/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#453 - StewieGGriffin (03/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
gonna leave this here
gonna leave this here
#448 - Cakeisalie (03/08/2011) [-]
Y U NO LET ME SAVE U
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#218 - kskr (03/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You watched the pursuit of happyness didn't you?
#86 - samburpsexmaster (03/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
this joke never gets old!
this joke never gets old!
#150 - anonymous (03/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
So it went from his chin, to his hip, then his neck? That's some bipolar flood water
#161 to #150 - bigbren (03/08/2011) [-]
i think you mean it's.... Bi-Winning
#30 - Decado (03/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)
The water lowered from his Chin(s) to his Hips?
The water lowered from his Chin(s) to his Hips?
#198 - darthmuffin (03/08/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Sooooooooooooo...a person's chin is lower than their knees?
#139 - BaloogaWhale (03/08/2011) [-]
Timothy 2:11-12
A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.


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#460 - tdogmeds (03/08/2011) [-]
I am a christian and I laughed.
User avatar #443 - lemonlord ONLINE (03/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
you see god did try save him he raised the water to his chin and then raised it up to his hips oh wait.....
User avatar #67 - oldirtybtard (03/08/2011) [-]
*SHINS not chins, you know how confused I was?
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