people are fucking retarded. if you can't tell that i'm not actually thumbwhoring, but making fun of some of the ridiculous stories people make up to get front
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people are fucking retarded

if you can't tell that i'm not actually thumbwhoring, but making fun of some of the ridiculous stories people make up to get front page, you are a complete moron and i respectfully request that you gtfo

Hey guys, i know you' ll think I' m a
thumbwhore, but hear me out. My great-
great grandfather died of cancer thirty two
years ago. But he left a letter saying if I made
a post get to the front page of funnyjunk, I
would get his estate. I was also told that if it
gets over 300 thumbs, cancer will be cured
and I' ll get straight A' s for life. I' m not asking
for thumbs, but please thumb up.
But seriously this is how ******* retarded
some of you guys sound. Cut it out.
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Submitted: 03/07/2011
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#62 - vrox (03/08/2011) [-]
I hope the estate is nice.
User avatar #184 - kaptinkracker (03/08/2011) [+] (5 replies)
I do not like this post. Not because it is thumb whoring in its own right, but rather because it actually reminds me of my grandfather and his will/dying wishes. Memories I wanted forgotten. He told me something similar on his death bed about how if I had amounted to everything he did then that would lead to straight A's and the cure for cancer. He said I wouldn'd amount to anything and insulted my obsessive use of drugs and laziness. I got so infuriated by his constant banter that I just sped up his death by insulting him right back and telling him I' glad he's dying. In the middle of the arguement though my mother walked in. As she opened the door, get on the floor,, everybody walk the dinosaur.
#100 - jwcone (03/08/2011) [-]
I only thumbed up because your great great grandpa requested me to do so.
#147 - moiskule (03/08/2011) [-]
Hurry guise! Thumb for the cure!
Hurry guise! Thumb for the cure!
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#2 - aranock **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #4 to #2 - McFuckUp (03/07/2011) [-]
because seventeen people clicked on the green thumb button
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#33 - Leafeon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #260 - sonylol (03/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
OMG you must be one special person. If your grandfather died 32 years ago he wouldn't have know what is funnyjunk nor internet.
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#262 to #260 - umbrellafodrizzle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#31 - laughingcarrot (03/08/2011) [+] (3 replies)
You're asking for thumbs, but not asking for thumbs...
#256 - sinistersnipz (03/08/2011) [-]
rant about thumbwhores gets front page
rant about thumbwhores gets front page
#379 - thegreatbrainy (03/08/2011) [-]
Hey guys, come on, the more thumbs this gets, the more likely cancer will be cured!
Hey guys, come on, the more thumbs this gets, the more likely cancer will be cured!
#253 - Jakarell (03/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Funnyjunk wasn't invented back then
Funnyjunk wasn't invented back then
#391 - evilpacman (03/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
******* priceless!
#142 - SweetZombieJesus (03/08/2011) [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #116 - jquad (03/08/2011) [-]
a thumbwhore who uses reverse psychology. crafty
#128 - ladygagaismydad (03/08/2011) [-]
''Hey guys, i know you'll think I'm a thumbwhore, but hear me out.''

Me at first: NOPE.

Then I read on and read,
''But seriously this is how ******* retarded some of you guys sound. Cut it out.''
<---- Me
User avatar #60 - Wartottle (03/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"I'm not asking for thumbs, But please thumb up"WTF
User avatar #64 to #60 - McFuckUp (03/08/2011) [-]
heres the joke.





here's your head.
#305 - GhEtToSaTaN (03/08/2011) [-]
yo dawg i heard you like thumbwhoring so we gave you a thumbwhore to thumbwhore about thumbwhoring
#167 - anonymous (03/08/2011) [+] (8 replies)
I hope the estate is nice.
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#56 - heyimmalk (03/08/2011) [+] (2 replies)
DEAR LORD! GET THIS TO +300 THUMBS! WE NEED A CURE FOR CANCER! ESPECIALLY TESTICULAR CANCER!
SAVE THIS MAN!
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User avatar #13 - reallybig (03/07/2011) [-]
Hey guys, i know you'll think I'm a thumbwhore, but hear me out. I died of cancer thirty two years ago, but I left a letter saying that if my great-great grandson could get a post to the front page of funnyjunk, I'd let him have my estate. I also told him if it gets over 300 thumbs, I'd let him in on the cure for cancer and help him get straight A's for life.
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