people are fucking retarded. if you can't tell that i'm not actually thumbwhoring, but making fun of some of the ridiculous stories people make up to get front  people are fucking retarded if you can't tell that i'm not actually thumbwhoring but making fun of some the ridiculous stories make up to get front
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people are fucking retarded. if you can't tell that i'm not actually thumbwhoring, but making fun of some of the ridiculous stories people make up to get front

if you can't tell that i'm not actually thumbwhoring, but making fun of some of the ridiculous stories people make up to get front page, you are a complete moron and i respectfully request that you gtfo

Hey guys, i know you' ll think I' m a
thumbwhore, but hear me out. My great-
great grandfather died of cancer thirty two
years ago. But he left a letter saying if I made
a post get to the front page of funnyjunk, I
would get his estate. I was also told that if it
gets over 300 thumbs, cancer will be cured
and I' ll get straight A' s for life. I' m not asking
for thumbs, but please thumb up.
But seriously this is how fucking retarded
some of you guys sound. Cut it out.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#62 - vrox
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(03/08/2011) [-]
I hope the estate is nice.
User avatar #184 - kaptinkracker
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(03/08/2011) [-]
I do not like this post. Not because it is thumb whoring in its own right, but rather because it actually reminds me of my grandfather and his will/dying wishes. Memories I wanted forgotten. He told me something similar on his death bed about how if I had amounted to everything he did then that would lead to straight A's and the cure for cancer. He said I wouldn'd amount to anything and insulted my obsessive use of drugs and laziness. I got so infuriated by his constant banter that I just sped up his death by insulting him right back and telling him I' glad he's dying. In the middle of the arguement though my mother walked in. As she opened the door, get on the floor,, everybody walk the dinosaur.
#232 to #184 - Feelmore
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#257 to #184 - ewayneh
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I loooove walking the dinosaur
User avatar #203 to #184 - paperstreetsoap
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(03/08/2011) [-]
imma be honest i expected this in the post not the comments
User avatar #214 to #203 - kaptinkracker
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(03/08/2011) [-]
How do you think I go the idea? :p
#195 to #184 - xxwastedxx
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(03/08/2011) [-]
Brilliant
#100 - jwcone
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(03/08/2011) [-]
I only thumbed up because your great great grandpa requested me to do so.
#147 - moiskule
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(03/08/2011) [-]
Hurry guise! Thumb for the cure!
Hurry guise! Thumb for the cure!
#2 - aranock **User deleted account**
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User avatar #4 to #2 - McFuckUp [OP]
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(03/07/2011) [-]
because seventeen people clicked on the green thumb button
#15 to #4 - PhuckYoo
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(03/07/2011) [-]
HAHAAA!
#33 - Leafeon **User deleted account**
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User avatar #260 - sonylol
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(03/08/2011) [-]
OMG you must be one special person. If your grandfather died 32 years ago he wouldn't have know what is funnyjunk nor internet.
User avatar #261 to #260 - xXUFCXx
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(03/08/2011) [-]
thats the joke, hes trying to explain how stupid the **** is that gets thumbed up
#262 to #260 - umbrellafodrizzle **User deleted account**
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#31 - laughingcarrot
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(03/08/2011) [-]
You're asking for thumbs, but not asking for thumbs...
User avatar #32 to #31 - McFuckUp [OP]
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(03/08/2011) [-]
i honestly didn't expect this to be so popular. i was making fun of the people who are like "i could care less about thumbs, but (insert the desperate reason they need the front page)
#41 to #32 - laughingcarrot
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I see now.
I see now.
#122 to #32 - locking **User deleted account**
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#256 - sinistersnipz
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rant about thumbwhores gets front page
rant about thumbwhores gets front page
#253 - Jakarell
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(03/08/2011) [-]
Funnyjunk wasn't invented back then
Funnyjunk wasn't invented back then
User avatar #254 to #253 - petergrabber
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(03/08/2011) [-]
Im sure he wasnt invented yet.