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HOLLYWOOD VS. REAL LIFE
Reel Life:
I q Mostly written tabs and typed
All arenas pre,] eets ere either , occasionally Wu get
for e science fair er some something fun, but after its done,
sopt of stupid environmental there ere typically many boring
project. worksheets tta follow it.
Reel Life:
Hum . the have N walk like 4 blocks early in
The school bus steps right
outside your' ******* house. , e merneng to get your' stop
Hollywood: Aral Life:
It SM'S on Christmas It reins. Den' t expect snew until mid-
February.
Real Life:
H plywood:
in the have quizzes, tests and other
Out of all yeer life adventures,
there is typically only one big
test er assignment
assignments due everyday- some of which
yee " ers ere stalling m complete
Hollywood: Real Life:
You pun a stop sign and instantly Some guy runs e stop sign and nearly kills
have the Chasing you. yee es yee ere dressing the street.
Hollywood: Reel Life:
The FBI and CIA all have guns They ell work in offices similar W the
and spend ell day en high speed average joe, They an in, an to their
chases and computer, and lemme 7 hours leter.
investigations "
Real Life:
Hollywood: The school system stuffs students into
Classes have a Very Personable classrooms until there is no breathing
size- typically mound 16 mum
students. .
Hollywood: Reel Life:
Easy classes ere filled with mexicans.
A very diverse, equal society H t fill d ith q
eneus fesses ere me Wt mien.
filled with blacks, whites, men
and wemen.
Hollywood: Reel Life: The population is split- half
Every single persin is smelt at ere out banging every persin they see,
first base. while half of US ere forever alone.
Hollywood: Posting something Reel Life: Most interwar cintent
on the iinternet makes you gees completely unnoticed (likely
instantly famous this post too)
Hollywood: Everybody is hot Reel Life: Everybody is net.
Reel Life: Wu shop at mere than tane stem, m
Hollywood: You live ell yeer We ht mere than we class, and spend time at home
in about we er three meme in mere than we rem.
sets)
Real Life: I: You get 16 letters. 8 of them
ere from generic Universities, 4 ere bills
and 4 ere advertisements regarding roof
repair, sidewalk paving, kitchen remodeling,
Hollywood: You get e letter in
the mail. Its from someone you
haven' t seen in e while. Or
maybe its e letter from the
president er something. .
Hollywood: Reel Life: RAP RAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Your sex life consists of a FA? FAP FAP
healthy relationship with a
wemen you truly lemurs.
Hollywood: Aral Life:
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Submitted: 03/07/2011
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#58 - ScaredWhiteBoy (03/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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#160 - khanazbehindyou (03/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)
hollywood
#162 to #160 - khanazbehindyou (03/07/2011) [-]
real life
real life
User avatar #15 - AEHorndog (03/07/2011) [+] (8 replies)
In Hollywood: College has loaded hot chicks.

In Real Life: College is loaded with hot chicks.

In Real Life (Engineer) : College has very few.
#520 - mehdiakbar (03/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Content has over 2000 thumbs...

WE LIVE IN A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE!!!!!!!!!
#245 - roflerman (03/07/2011) [-]
it snows a ballsload on christmas here
it snows a ballsload on christmas here
User avatar #135 - ningyoaijin (03/07/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Just saying, oxygen monocarbide = carbon monoxide.

You may now facepalm.
#121 - anonymous (03/07/2011) [+] (5 replies)
#151 to #121 - cohareirl (03/07/2011) [-]
you made me laugh.....here is pie
you made me laugh.....here is pie
#383 - oROWo (03/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**oROWo rolls 66**
#33 - anonymous (03/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Hollywood: Internet page takes two seconds to load
Real life: Click on link, wait two hours, have hundreds of pop ups, page still not loaded
User avatar #34 to #33 - XboxJunky (03/07/2011) [-]
Your internet is **** .
#525 - thedrunkmonk (03/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)
This must be Hollywood then.
User avatar #113 - dankenstein (03/07/2011) [+] (3 replies)
i hope this gets 2000 thumbs, so i can be all like "welcome to hollywood, brah"
#271 - EroticSquirtle (03/07/2011) [+] (7 replies)
I'm Mexican and im taking honors and AP courses

pic unrelated
#63 - polarisrider (03/07/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i live in the country, my bus picks me up at my house
i live in the country, my bus picks me up at my house
#41 - Unknownhost (03/07/2011) [-]
ahh real life...the kid at the end of the big game gets nervous and 						*****					 it all up...
ahh real life...the kid at the end of the big game gets nervous and ***** it all up...
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#296 - paythetroll (03/07/2011) [-]
By the powers on naughtiness I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be really, really hot.
#515 - yeahsexay (03/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
bus stops in front of my house.
User avatar #423 - cheezyman (03/07/2011) [-]
Lul, the bus stops outside my house. But I don't ride it.
#555 - ihasaname (03/08/2011) [-]
Welcome to Hollywood kid,  you've made it.
Welcome to Hollywood kid, you've made it.
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