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Dear Mr. President

Dear Mr. President: Please find below my suggestion for
fixing America 's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will
squander the money on lavish parties and unearned
bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40 million people over so in the work
force. Pay them Si million apiece severance for early
retirement with the following stipulations:
1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed.
2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars
ordered - Auto Industry fixed.
3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their
mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.
do They MUST buy their own health insurance. - Health
Plan for seniors just fixedly.
It can' t get any easier than that! if more money is needed,
have all members of Congress and their constituents pay
their taxes...
If you think this would work, please tell everyone you
know.
If not, please shoot yourself!!!! - 1 job
opening
God Bless America.
...
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Submitted: 03/06/2011
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#54 - HarvietheDinkle (03/06/2011) [-]
Funnyjunk: THE place for politics
#167 - StrictClubBouncer (03/06/2011) [+] (6 replies)
simple math:
40 million people
x 1 million dollars
---------------------
40 TRILLION DOLLARS

where the **** are you gonna get that?
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#181 - anonfrvr **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#74 - originalgimp (03/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
1.) Fourty million job openings... that would royally **** business, it would take time to hire that many people, and in the meantime supply would PLUMMET causing prices to go up.
2.) 40million people buying an American car. That would cause the demand to skyrocket and once again prices to rise which would effectively cause the effectiveness of this "plan" to drop because the money they just shelled out is now worth **** .
3.) Buying a house, that seems to help out the banks and the real estate agents who don't need more help.
4.) Giving out this money to help a select group would cause a f**king riot. Why the f**k do i not get 1million when i hit this age?
#143 - Jacques Strap (03/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Way to bring politics into a site where middle school kids post funny pictures. Also, this would never work.
#341 - zuntu (03/07/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Oh man! $1 million for doing absolutely nothing? why hasnt someone thought of this yet?! oh right, because it would increase our nation's debt by about 650% .....
Oh man! $1 million for doing absolutely nothing? why hasnt someone thought of this yet?! oh right, because it would increase our nation's debt by about 650% .....
#232 - athugwithcookies (03/06/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Give 40 MILLION people 1 MILLION dollars, eh??

40,000,000 X 1,000,000= 40,000,000,000,000

Just let ******* Elmo be president in that case.
#322 - romdude (03/07/2011) [-]
40 trillion dollars? i can do like 3 thousand and a guitar for trade
#257 - lvlatt (03/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #14 - jwolfjensen (03/06/2011) [-]
This is 40 trillion dollars. Also, retarded.
#359 - mr skeltal (03/07/2011) [+] (10 replies)
I am 54 years old. Yep, there are probably more than one of us over 50 who enjoy Funnyjunk. After I graduated college I went bright eyed and bushy tailed into the corporate market. I spent years trying to climb the corporate ladder and never was able to get much higher than middle management. At the age of 34 my wife and I broke off and started our own venture surveying right of ways for pipeline companies. Today our company employs right at 150 people, about half of which work white collar jobs. Our dream took lots of hard work and focus and today it's quite a success. I would not walk away from this for any amount of money. It gives me time to check out what you kiddos are saying on FJ. Keep your dreams alive.
(TL;DR) I know...
#351 - iwouldntdothat (03/07/2011) [+] (4 replies)
We could pull a WWII and get us out of economy trouble! FDR did it...
Now for poops and giggles...
1 country to go to war with and reason(s) GO!
User avatar #355 to #351 - Chunksalot (03/07/2011) [-]
Australia... those smug cunts have had it to good for too long... ******* kangaroos....
#147 - straightjacket (03/06/2011) [+] (8 replies)
One Problem We ow China 14 TRILLION dollars.
#368 - GravyMarxist (03/07/2011) [+] (21 replies)
WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT THE AMERICAN ECONOMY TODAY IS
#349 - mr skeltal (03/07/2011) [-]
because giving every senile crazy person in America a million dollars is such a great idea
User avatar #298 - shaunr (03/06/2011) [-]
wait. 1 million times 40 million people is 40,000,000,000,000 or 40 trillion USD so **** that **** .
#288 - turlesrfun ONLINE (03/06/2011) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #208 - aicss (03/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
sounds like communism to me
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#316 - mtflyer (03/07/2011) [-]
Good idea, except for the fact that it would take $40 trillion!!!!
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