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MM Is the best book!, May 14, some
By Nikolai (America!) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Engligh Grammar For Dummies {Paperback}
When i first come to America, my english did cause me problems. In Soviet Russia i was
strong teacher, my english i know is the best in all of . My brother, Mikhail, he
say to me, "Nikolai you go to America, they make you rich like czar, take many woman as
lover, kill many bear". My brother, he is very wise, is greatest toymaker in all of Russia. So
next day i wake up, sell my house, say goodbye to wife and children, and go to
become millionaire. Then in America, I go to job interview and they say to me "Nikolai, you
are not forthe job here, you are not the skills we need, your english is poor like child". I
take that man and smash his table, i say "someday i will be greatest man in all of country,
your children will wish me ". That day my anger is best of me. It Esther i knowi
must learn better english, so i buy book "English Grammar it ision Dummies" by Mr. Woods.
Howl am perfect english grammer! I write letter's Mikhail, he write back "Nikolai, your
english is like a god, you will be millionaire soon! all of is proud foryou!
good luck brother! please send betterthan you are president or maybe even clad Hahaha!
also, yourlife is killed by bear". So i say thanks to Mr. Woodsier his book! When i am czar
pokefamily will be spared! Hahahaha! (isotope).
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lol nice