7 Ways to scare your roommate 2
take a silent fart,
say it smells like popcorn in the room,
watch him vomit uncontrolably
When your roomate is sleeping,
get a rocking chair, open his door,
put the rocking chair between where the door
would close. Sit in the chair slowly rocking back
and forth with a smile on your face while you pet a
soft furry cloth and randomly say out loud " Nice Kitty"
In fact you can do this while he
or she is watching or on a couch.
Guaranteed o freak them out.
Step 1: write on a can of beans "dancing beans"
and start dancing when you eat them.
Step 2: repeat step one, but with "laughing beans".
Step 3: repeat step 1, but with "kill your roommate
beans". Stare at roommate and smile as you eat
When they come back. lock door,
pull out gun,
point it at their head and ask where
the fuck the cat is. works better if you dont have a cat.
Pretend to masturbate to historical notifaction
keep vegetables in random places
record a documentary on a serial killer and when he walks
in pretend to be taking notes.
Start jerking off in your apartment and wait for your roommate to walk in,
then start doing a Bill Cosby impression while jerking off,
Repeat this for several weeks and makes each progressive impression worse and worse
Buy cat that has one day to live, give it to
your friend as a gift, next day when he wakes up
he will find himself with a dead cat in his bed I
Thanks everyone for the suggestions. If anyone of you got any more crazy ideas
Comment here and ill read them all and post them in a pic like this.
I might try out some because my roommate is a total fag...