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7 Ways to scare your roommate 2

Edit7: You Guys Rule never thought that this will get so many thumbs. <br />
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take a silent fart,
say it smells like popcorn in the room,
watch him vomit uncontrolably
bigdominican
When your roomate is sleeping,
get a rocking chair, open his door,
put the rocking chair between where the door
would close. Sit in the chair slowly rocking back
and forth with a smile on your face while you pet a
soft furry cloth and randomly say out loud " Nice Kitty"
In fact you can do this while he
or she is watching or on a couch.
Guaranteed o freak them out.
eight
Step 1: write on a can of beans "dancing beans"
and start dancing when you eat them.
Step 2: repeat step one, but with "laughing beans".
Step 3: repeat step 1, but with "kill your roommate
beans". Stare at roommate and smile as you eat
the beans.
Mawxter
When they come back. lock door,
pull out gun,
point it at their head and ask where
the **** the cat is. works better if you dont have a cat.
holycheeseface
Pretend to masturbate to historical notifaction
keep vegetables in random places
record a documentary on a serial killer and when he walks
in pretend to be taking notes.
neroazulomega
Start jerking off in your apartment and wait for your roommate to walk in,
then start doing a Bill Cosby impression while jerking off,
Repeat this for several weeks and makes each progressive impression worse and worse
irageprettyhard
Buy cat that has one day to live, give it to
your friend as a gift, next day when he wakes up
he will find himself with a dead cat in his bed I
bigdominican
Thanks everyone for the suggestions. If anyone of you got any more crazy ideas
Comment here and ill read them all and post them in a pic like this.
I might try out some because my roommate is a total fag...
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User avatar #11 - JessiWasHere (03/01/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Buy a gun. Clean it every day. One day, put a band-aid on your forehead, and refuse to discuss the gun ever again.
User avatar #20 - inglipbewithyou (03/01/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but
instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore."

#137 - Eventually (03/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
1. Obtain a gun.
2. Shoot the ************ .
3. Eat his ************* sandwich.
User avatar #106 - rjtool (03/02/2011) [-]
Step 1: Buy a lot of lube from wal mart.

Step 2: Adopt 1 of each animals at adomption shelter

Step 3: Wait for room mate to get home

Step 4: ..............

Step 5: Shoot up your school with an AR-15
#32 - XxNearliekbaconxX (03/01/2011) [+] (3 replies)
What if your roomate eats the "kill your roomate" beans before you?
User avatar #174 - TheAssassin (03/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
How to scare your room mate:

Okay, here goes. If you don't watch the news, start watching it every night. Keep track of every single murder that happens. Stay up very late taking notes on all of them, maybe even add historic cases of serial killers. Start watching those crappy crime dramas, and take notes on those. Then, one day, buy, all at once, rope, duct tape, trash bags, a hacksaw, two bottles of bleach, gloves, heavy duty work boots, and a shovel. Put these all in your room. Now that he's nervous, start taking pictures of him with your phone at all times of the day. Once he's really jittery, tell him you love him and will cherish him always.

Then kill him.
User avatar #175 to #174 - TheAssassin (03/02/2011) [-]
Or just jump out of the closet and shout "boo!", whichever floats your boat.
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#119 - YaMum (03/02/2011) [+] (3 replies)
1. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate, &quot;I was curious.&quot;  
  
  
2.Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, &quot;It's not funny anymore.&quot;  
  
3. Glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head and moan.  
  
&lt;------- Here's a puppy.
1. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty cage, and tell your roommate, "I was curious."


2.Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore."

3. Glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head and moan.

<------- Here's a puppy.
#110 - injerseyforever (03/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Aint nothin like a stranger while playing with mai puddin pop ku ku kachew!
User avatar #89 - EpicDrew (03/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Step 1. Hire hooker
Step 2. Kill her very messily
Step 3. Put dead hooker in roomate's bed while he is sleeping


Too far?
#301 - Les (03/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#128 - yoyoyowyatt (03/02/2011) [-]
Dude, whats with you and cats
Dude, whats with you and cats
User avatar #247 - insowietrussia (03/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**insowietrussia rolls 8** number of letters in roommate
User avatar #157 - stewpid (03/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
. Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It's not funny anymore."
#26 - osukiomi (03/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
When your roommate leaves, get a bottle of water, poke a hole in it and slosh it all over his/her bed to look like pee. When they figure out it's a trick, really pee in their bed.

(<<< Their face when they find real pee)
#203 - Mozzak (03/02/2011) [-]
Day 1 : Act completely normal.
Day 2 : Start staring at him more.
Day 3 : Start staring at him at all times when he's around.
Day 4 : Make a voodoo doll that looks like him and soak it up in urine and **** .Still stare at him at all times.
Day 5 : Come up with a single sentence to mumble non stop when you're staring at him,something like "They are watching us." or "It's inside my head" or some nonsense like "The unholy Balthazar is reborn"
Day 6 : Start singing weird lines in the middle of the night,something like : "To the earth,to the earth,to the earth and to the dirt" and/or play weird organ music on your computer.
Day 7 : Fill the fridge with raw meat.
Day 8 : When he calls the cops act completely normal and remove all evidence.
#167 - samburpsexmaster (03/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
This should scare him
This should scare him
#55 - NathanIsTheKoolest (03/02/2011) [+] (2 replies)
wait for your roommate to start washing clothes
wait for him to leave while his clothes are still being washed
stop the washing machine
take a **** in the washing machine
turn it back on
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