How to Make an Epic Breakfast. Step by step instructions. GUIDE TO MEKING SLUDGE that win. now on you DICK] DISCLAIM Mg I' m about to show you some pretty exper
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

How to Make an Epic Breakfast

Step by step instructions

GUIDE TO MEKING
SLUDGE
that win. now on you DICK]
DISCLAIM Mg I' m about to show you some pretty experimental **** , so I hold no responsibility
for anyone who' s face is blown out the back of their head at how revolutionary it is. I also hold no
responsibility for any dicks blown off by how delicious this **** tastes.
an one
Alright, firstly make sure you are mentally prepared for what is
about to happen. Breathe in slowly through your nose and
exhale out your mouth. ffyou are not calm then the next steps will
definitely make you freak the **** out.
Once you feel ready forthe journey that lies ahead, you must get
yourselfe mug. Nut some pussy sized mug, a big ******
like the one pictured to the left here. I chose one that illustrates my
manly love for chocolate. Chocolate is ******* delicious, don' t even
try to deny that. You lying piece of **** .
an Two, PUSSY
okay you' re doing good, you' managed to contain the
sexual energy of getting your mug. Now
you must get scurfiest ingredient: wheat basks. You can
use any kind cereal but I' m using ASDA' s own,
because do I look like I' m made of money to you? **** .
Now I know what your thinking. This is a drink,
what the **** do I need cereal for? Well this is
a ******* breakfast SLUDGE so you' re gonna need
something to thicken it out, and what could be
better than some deliciousness wheat? one is
usually enough to make it a nice consistency, but
once you' done this a couple eutimes you might
be able to handle a second. Crush that mother
****** up in your mug. Treat it like owes you
money, because that wheaty asshole needs to be
crushed as **** otherwise it wont melt properly
later on.
THREE
Now its time fur some coffee. Coffee AND cereal
Yes, ************ . I told you this **** was from
the future. Add as much coffee as you want,
obviously more = better. Notice I' m not using
some ******* pussy tea spoon. who do you think
lam? A ******* lady?
Remember: caffeine shakes are god' s way of saying
You' started this day correcta". Keep this in
mind when adding your ingredients.
Tea AND coffee?? I know what you' re thinking, this
is ******** insane, but lees consider this for a
moment. It' s the morning, you don' t have time to
choose which delicious beverage you want to drink,
and you certainly don' t have to make both, so why
not combine the **** out of them? Also it tastes so
good you' ll want to tear off your own balls because
you didn' t try it sooner.
Sits! FIVE
Now add some sugar, notice the big *******
spoon is back, because I' m not a pussy like you. if
you' re a total faggot and don' t like sugarhill your
tea/ coffee/ wheat use then I suggest you MAN THE
**** up and put it in anyway.
Step Six
Now add some hot chocolate you the mix. Like I said
earlier, this **** if ******* delicious. if it wasn' t why
the **** would they put it on the side of a mug?
Jesus Christ.
It doesn' t matter how much you put in, just pour the
****** until you have a nice brown dusty mound.
Step seven
Now its time for the secret ******* ingredient:
cinnamon. This **** will turn this sludge from good
to good. You can never add too
much of this **** , so just pour it the **** in and stop
whining like a little bitch. The deliciously warming
scent may cause you to become deeply aroused,
don' t worry, this is normal.
SE!’ Eleni
Jesus **** you' re almost finished. Now you must add
some boiling as **** water. If you' re not a complete
dumbass you will have already set the kettle to boil
so you can just pour that **** straight in.
The delicious aroma of your sludge will hit you in the
face harder than a brick thrown by Steven Seagal.
Try to contain your ravenous urge to drink your
sludge for a moment because there' s still more ****
to do.
Ste? Ming
okay, now this part is ******* KEY. Sqirtle **** out . ,
of your sludge. Don' t worry of if isn' t a thick
consistency yet, this won' t happen until it cools a
little first.
Make sure you SQUEEZE THE TEABAG on the side
with your spoon (As shown in that awesome as
**** picture). If you don' t there' s pretty much no
point putting in a teabag at all because you wont
be able to taste that **** .
FIDEL ******* SE?
lastly, pour in some ******* milk. Milk is good
because it comes out ofa cow, and cow is
******* delicious, so you know this ***** s good.
I' m using milk here because I
used all the stuff making this ****
earlier. I don' t advise using
unless you' re a fat piece of **** and could do
with a alternative.
Finally stir that ************ again and you' re
ready to drink your creation.
Saran!
I strongly recommend you drink this slung a well populated area, with a nearby hospital.
This is because this breakfast sludge is so ******* delicious that it' ll literally blow your dick clean
off. Women should consult their doctor before drinking this **** because of the sheer amount of
testosterone produced while making and drinking this sludge may cause you to grow a penis,
which will then be blown off from how ******* good this **** actually is,
...
+14
Views: 1510
Favorited: 6
Submitted: 03/01/2011
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to gjabiuso E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#4 - xiovi (03/01/2011) [-]
User avatar #9 - zerokateo (03/02/2011) [-]
I actually tried it, THAT **** BLEW MY DICK OFF AND THEN GREW ANOTHER ONE! JUST TO BLOW MY NEW DICK OFF!
#2 - vanhalenrlz (03/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #7 - swampster (03/01/2011) [-]
damn. looks like it would be good if i didnt ******* hate coffee
#6 - anonymous (03/01/2011) [-]
is it actually That ******* amazing?
#5 - PhuckYoo (03/01/2011) [-]
Remember: caffeine shakes are God's way of telling you, "You've started this day correctly."
User avatar #1 - happycappy (03/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
where's the bacon? Eggs? Hashbrowns? French toast! OH GOD! I"M HUNGRY NOW!
 Friends (0)