revenge on my gf. 100% OC, happened 2 weeks ago. it was the best comeback i could think of.<br /> EDIT: thanks for the front page and i leveled up ten tim
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revenge on my gf

100% OC, happened 2 weeks ago. it was the best comeback i could think of.<br />
EDIT: thanks for the front page and i leveled up ten times. this is also my first post to break 3200 thumbs. I can't believe this got to the number 1 spot. you guys are awesome<br />
also, we've been going out for about four years now and everything is cool in our relationship, so no worries.

My girlfriend and i were fooling around. She was on
her knees Perkin me off when this occured.
woke┬╗ Hey babe, how about you
we e 9 a you' re down there.
stroke'
o -', I aleady did that for you. T
But that was once, and like a
couple years ago.
on my god, those skewers
are so beautiful _
When are you gonna get me
some skewers again? _
Why not?! 7! You have
only got me Bowers
one time when rum my
drama production!
But babe, i thought you
said once was enough?
...
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Submitted: 03/01/2011
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#125 - joshthebassplayer (03/01/2011) [+] (4 replies)
fixed
User avatar #42 - doctorhax (03/01/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Why does your hand need flowers?
#157 - The useful idiot (03/01/2011) [+] (5 replies)
We've had sex once already.. Go away.
We've had sex once already.. Go away.
#309 - Jedisheep (03/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
This can't be a true story... an FJ'er with a girlfriend?
#218 - dguitarhero (03/01/2011) [+] (11 replies)
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#106 - screename (03/01/2011) [+] (4 replies)
DELETED SCENE!!!
DELETED SCENE!!!
#441 - orff (03/02/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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#113 - chou (03/01/2011) [-]
blowjob for flowers, good trade.
blowjob for flowers, good trade.
#87 - illegalartist (03/01/2011) [-]
My hand always puts out
User avatar #565 - Burntoast (03/02/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**Burntoast rolls 46** 19+27
#158 - freefan (03/01/2011) [-]
The real problem is that hands can't give blowjobs.
#229 - ponchilio ONLINE (03/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
And then when she breaks up with you or makes you sleep on the couch for a month.
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User avatar #168 - Tangerine (03/01/2011) [-]
the problem with this is that it never happened
#160 - anonymous (03/01/2011) [-]
what really happened.



he said okay and bought her some flowers. then on the way home he thought of this
#70 - gaaraluvswaffles (03/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Giving a BJ isn't even that bad, I don't understand why women are so reluctant to do it. Just deal with it.
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#41 to #6 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (03/01/2011) [-]
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#353 - ChippiAble ONLINE (03/02/2011) [-]
****					 yeah
**** yeah
#129 - anonymous (03/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I tried to make the hair on her **** Yeah face look less retarded.. Im not that good at it :P
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