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35 Things You Would Never Know If It
Weren' t For Movies
1 when they are alone, an foreigners prefer m speak English m
each other
2 Imbuing chased through town, you can usually take cover in a
passing Sr Patrick' s Day parade - at any time ofyour
3 All beds have special Reshaped cover sheets which reach up
try the armpit level on a woman bur only to the waist level on the
man lying beside her
4 The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star
detective - or give him 48 hours to finish we job
5 All grocery bags contain least one stick Bread
6 It' s easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone
to talk you down
14 If your [Own is threatened by an imminent natural disaster
or killer beast, the mavens first concern will be the tourist trade
or his forthcoming an exhibition
15 A man will show no pain while raking the most ferocious
bearing bur will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds
16 When paying for a taxi, don' llook at your wallet as you
rake out a bill - just grab one n random and hand it over It
will always be die exact fare
17 Kitchens don' t have light switches When entering a
kitchen " night, you should open the fridge door and use mar
light instead
18 If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any
strange noises in their most revealing underwear
27 It is always possible to park directly outside the building you
are visiting
as A detective can only solve a case once he has been
suspended from duty
29 Ir does not matter ifyou are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you
one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you
have knocked our their predecessors
so When a person is knocked unconscious w a blow to die
head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage
31 Nome ever involved in a car chase, skyjacking, explosion,
volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go no shock
32 Once applied, lipstick will never rub off- even while scuba
diving
33 You can always find a chainsaw when you need one
34 Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in
seconds - unless its the door to a boming building with a child
trapped inside
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#2 - dizzledoggnate (03/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
No. 35 was that people arranging to meet never have to arrange a time and place, they know already.
#1 - anonymous (03/01/2011) [-]
Y U NO PUT #35!!!
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