So Much Win. greatest comeback of all time.<br /> EDIT: i'm just gonna leave this here: www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html. You see this guy right here? H
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So Much Win

So Much Win. greatest comeback of all time.<br /> EDIT: i'm just gonna leave this here: www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html. You see this guy right here? H

greatest comeback of all time.<br />
EDIT: i'm just gonna leave this here: www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html

You see this guy right here? His name is General
Cosgrove, and he gave one of the best comeback
lines in the history of comeback lines.
General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. Botfly love
his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and
children. Regardless of how you feel abotut gun laws you gaffe love
This! This is one of The best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion
of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General
Cosgrove who was abotut to sponsor' a Boy Scout Troop visiting his
military headquarters.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosc rave, what things are you
going To teach These young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We' re going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery and sharting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That' s a bit irresponsible, isn' T it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I dan' T see why, they' ll be properly supervised
on The rifle range.
FEMALE / ER: Do it you ad mit that this is a Terribly
dangerous activity to be Teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I dan' T see how. We will be Teaching them
proper rifle discipline before: they even Touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWEE: on you' re equipping them to become violent
killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma' am, you' re equipped to be a
prostitute, but you' re noyt one, are ya u?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
Give that man (another) medal!!!!
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#31 - vampireinarm (02/26/2011) [-]
guns dont kill people!!    
i kill people!!   
WITH GUNS!!!   
POW!!!
guns dont kill people!!
i kill people!!
WITH GUNS!!!
POW!!!
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User avatar #33 to #31 - skorne (02/26/2011) [-]
guns dont kill people. Bullets kill people.
#34 to #33 - vampireinarm (02/26/2011) [-]
SHUT!!!!  
THE!!!!!  
			****		!!!!!  
UP!!!!!
SHUT!!!!
THE!!!!!
**** !!!!!
UP!!!!!
User avatar #36 to #34 - skorne (02/26/2011) [-]
NO!
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#49 to #38 - falconmassacre **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 to #36 - skorne (02/26/2011) [-]
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#361 to #33 - BlueWaffles **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#53 to #33 - iaretehvaultboy (02/26/2011) [-]
Bullets don't kill people
I kill bullets with my fist
User avatar #51 to #31 - Mward (02/26/2011) [-]
toasters dont toast toast!!
toast toasts toast!!
WITH TOAST!!!
CRUNCH!!!
User avatar #236 to #51 - aeroxotl (02/27/2011) [-]
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.
User avatar #17 - DrPeper (02/26/2011) [-]
Yes, it was great about a year ago too. When it was first posted.
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User avatar #204 to #150 - DrPeper (02/27/2011) [-]
Yes, it was great about 5 hours ago too. When I first comment it.
User avatar #233 to #17 - TheBanana (02/27/2011) [-]
ohhhhhhhhhhh no. it was first posted like 2 years ago
User avatar #235 to #233 - TheBanana (02/27/2011) [-]
maybe 3
User avatar #23 to #17 - nigthshadow (02/26/2011) [-]
when it was first REposted*
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#215 - gocats (02/27/2011) [-]
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User avatar #326 to #215 - Canucklehead (02/27/2011) [-]
STRAPLESS DRESS

ONLY THING HOLDING IT UP ARE HER (HUGE) MELONS

!!!!!!!
#330 to #326 - BrokenArrow (02/27/2011) [-]
she doesnt have big tits, but she is still sexy as hell
User avatar #331 to #330 - Canucklehead (02/27/2011) [-]
bigger than anything i've played with
#338 to #331 - BrokenArrow (02/27/2011) [-]
:( poor guy....
#30 - srsbraindamage (02/26/2011) [-]
You don't need guns to kill people. You can use anything to kill people.
You don't need guns to kill people. You can use anything to kill people.

#369 - notalfewtag (02/27/2011) [-]
Eh.
#12 - anon (02/26/2011) [-]
I like Winston Churchill's comebacks better, ex:
random lady- "Sir, if you were my husband I'd put poison in you're tea."
Churchill- "Madam, if you were my wife I'd drink it."

Also:
ANOTHER random lady- "You sir are drunk!"
Churchill- "Yes, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly."


... Best Prime Minister EVAR.
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#156 - SiameseElephant (02/27/2011) [-]
Was interviewed "recently" yet this has been reposted on a regular basis for the last three years.
#167 to #156 - Blackxz (02/27/2011) [-]
You beat me to it...
#344 - Jigenbakado (02/27/2011) [-]
I hate to be the asshole but this was on snopes and it's not true.
User avatar #275 - kegstand (02/27/2011) [-]
HOW MANY TIMES WILL THIS BE REPOSTED AND GET FRONT PAGE!?!?
User avatar #287 to #275 - triggerhapy (02/27/2011) [-]
lol save it then try in a week just to see how gay fj has become
User avatar #288 to #287 - kegstand (02/27/2011) [-]
Haha good idea, but i don't like reposting, but i may do it as a test
User avatar #291 to #288 - triggerhapy (02/27/2011) [-]
yea and saddly it might get here lol
#128 - chachacha (02/27/2011) [-]
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#114 to #65 - the lone flagger (02/27/2011) [-]
**the lone flagger rolls 914,222,325**
User avatar #81 to #77 - hannofwar (02/27/2011) [-]
o dear god it's the apocolypse
User avatar #110 to #81 - kingrayne (02/27/2011) [-]
Hospitals would rake in so much money.Think about it.So many broken legs
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User avatar #56 to #47 - sotight (02/27/2011) [-]
is that house?
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#57 to #56 - AddyGee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#58 to #56 - anon (02/27/2011) [-]
yup.
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#135 - fireblizzard (02/27/2011) [-]
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#324 - WillieThePimp (02/27/2011) [-]
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#334 to #324 - anon (02/27/2011) [-]
Hajime No Ippou, huh? One of Ayumi Hamasaki's first songs made reference to this particular story. Nice gif. I like it . . .
Hajime No Ippou, huh? One of Ayumi Hamasaki's first songs made reference to this particular story. Nice gif. I like it . . .
#342 to #334 - WillieThePimp (02/27/2011) [-]
Why, thank you
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