SMART ASS WINS. all of them, pure win.<br /> screencapped from jumbojoke.com<br /> comment and rate. Jumbo Joke: Humor the Way You Like It Nobody Lo nobody likes a smart ass no one likes a dumbass but everybody loves a little ASS
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SMART ASS WINS. all of them, pure win.<br /> screencapped from jumbojoke.com<br /> comment and rate. Jumbo Joke: Humor the Way You Like It Nobody Lo

all of them, pure win.<br />
screencapped from jumbojoke.com<br />
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Jumbo Joke: Humor the Way You Like It
Nobody Loves A Smartness
but sometimes you can' t help but iike them a bit!
Answer #1
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her
hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and f% iiked her. Without missing a beat she said, "sir, I need to
see your ticket, not your stub."
Answer #1
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn' t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, “No ma' am, they' re dead."
Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. Tye been waiting for
you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.“ When the cop finally stopped
laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Answer #4
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow' s final exam. “Now class, I won' t tolerate any excuses for you not
being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that' s it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smartcars guy in the back of the room raised his
hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?“
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles
knowingly at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you' d have to write the exam with your
other hand."
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#1 - oneplusonequalsix (02/26/2011) [-]
**oneplusonequalsix rolls 921**
#2 to #1 - frankonparade (02/26/2011) [-]
why do you do this? on this on the day of my daughters wedding?
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