INTRODUCING!. (Is it so hard to believe that I actually think this is funny? If you don't, thumb it down, I don't care.). Hi, Billy Mays here! are you tired of  Billy Mays thumbs up whores
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INTRODUCING!

INTRODUCING!. (Is it so hard to believe that I actually think this is funny? If you don't, thumb it down, I don't care.). Hi, Billy Mays here! are you tired of

(Is it so hard to believe that I actually think this is funny? If you don't, thumb it down, I don't care.)

Hi, Billy Mays here!
are you tired of seeing pictures like these
on the top of funnyjunk?
man was to be sentenced. and in
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else I sentence you to ila'
Now introducing... g
the thumbs down button! 1; y
Not only does it ensure that a picture does
not get a thumbs up, it also allows you to
BRING THE TOTAL THU)/ BBS COUNT
DOWN!
How can you use this amazing thumb down
button you ask? There are 3 easy ways to
pay!
simply give up your sexual insecurity!
give up your need to appear cool in
front of random internet people who
can' t tell what thumb you pushed
anyway!
just give up your curiousity!
give up 2 SECONDS of your time to
look it up on Google!
BUT WAIT! THERE’ S MORE!
Act now and you’ ll also get this amazing
leave a comment button!
Leave a comment
You can voice your displeasure with actual
words! People of the internet will be amazed
at your witty disapproval!
SO ACT NOW!!!
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Submitted: 01/26/2010
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User avatar #20 - TehNuub (01/27/2010) [-]
I had Billy May's voice reading that entire picture.
User avatar #402 - handbanana (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
there was a very loud voice in my head the whole time i read this. it was like my brain hit the caps lock button
User avatar #204 - shamusogrady (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This proves billy mays is not a slacker, still selling us great products long after he died
User avatar #362 - funnydrunk (01/27/2010) [-]
HOLY **** !!! BILLY MAYS DID IT AGAIN
User avatar #340 - TacoParty (01/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING
User avatar #278 - Nick Gill (01/27/2010) [-]
Why the **** wasn't Billy may's voice in ALL CAPS?!?!?!
User avatar #407 - RaZrBlayde (01/27/2010) [-]
billy mays: owning from beyond the grave!
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#366 - GingerFury **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #429 - PANDOOS (01/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i am just going to say this. i have been coming to this site since i was 9, and only recently have i been paying attention to/trying to get thumbs up. Now i have came to two realizations for my self about thumbs up. one, since i have started trying to get them i see that it is not only difficult but in the process of trying to achieve thumbs ups you often end up with multiple thumbs down, which has been happening alot to me lately. two, in the midst of trying to seek approvel of internet strangers i have forgotten why i come here in the first place, to have a laugh, and forget the cluster **** that is life, not to listen to people bitch and moan about thumbs up, so i leave you with this... try to remember why you come here.
User avatar #273 - fakenamebob (01/27/2010) [-]
I was way more upset when he died than MJ
User avatar #54 - CaptainObviousMan (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Only 5 easy payments of $19.95
#439 - Common Pepe (01/27/2010) [+] (4 replies)
didnt he die?
User avatar #440 to #439 - godsevensevenseven ONLINE (01/27/2010) [-]
Fail
User avatar #345 - TRANSFORMER (01/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
and how much do these items cost?
User avatar #383 - KingShooey (01/27/2010) [-]
Finally, one of these rants that are actually ******* hilarious!
#274 - Common Pepe (01/27/2010) [+] (9 replies)
Billy Mays sucks.
Let the thumb downing begin.
Also, I lost my blue pen, anyone seen it?
User avatar #277 to #274 - WarPigs (01/27/2010) [-]
must be up your ass like everything else is -_-
User avatar #139 - Blitzz (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Lol, anybody else read this in Billy Mays voice?
#65 - killquick (01/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Did anyone else read the intro in billy mays' voice?
User avatar #52 - ginja (01/27/2010) [-]
I FUKIN LOVE BILLY MAYS!
User avatar #206 - fhadj (01/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
lol, DID ANY ONE ELSE READ THIS IN HIS VOICE!?
User avatar #24 - ichigoli (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
*bows down* You, sir, are a GOD
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