INTRODUCING!. (Is it so hard to believe that I actually think this is funny? If you don't, thumb it down, I don't care.). Hi, Billy Mays here! are you tired of
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INTRODUCING!

(Is it so hard to believe that I actually think this is funny? If you don't, thumb it down, I don't care.)

Hi, Billy Mays here!
are you tired of seeing pictures like these
on the top of funnyjunk?
man was to be sentenced. and in
Bi ii 11 A Km
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else I sentence you to ila'
Now introducing... g
the thumbs down button! 1; y
Not only does it ensure that a picture does
not get a thumbs up, it also allows you to
BRING THE TOTAL THU)/ BBS COUNT
DOWN!
How can you use this amazing thumb down
button you ask? There are 3 easy ways to
pay!
simply give up your sexual insecurity!
give up your need to appear cool in
front of random internet people who
can' t tell what thumb you pushed
anyway!
just give up your curiousity!
give up 2 SECONDS of your time to
look it up on Google!
BUT WAIT! THERE’ S MORE!
Act now and you’ ll also get this amazing
leave a comment button!
Leave a comment
You can voice your displeasure with actual
words! People of the internet will be amazed
at your witty disapproval!
SO ACT NOW!!!
...
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Submitted: 01/26/2010
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#86 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
hahaha I totally read that in Billy's voice
#162 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [+] (5 replies)
so who all said this in billy mays' voice
User avatar #20 - TehNuub (01/27/2010) [-]
I had Billy May's voice reading that entire picture.
User avatar #402 - handbanana (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
there was a very loud voice in my head the whole time i read this. it was like my brain hit the caps lock button
#264 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
batteries not included...... results may vary
User avatar #204 - shamusogrady (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This proves billy mays is not a slacker, still selling us great products long after he died
#427 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
did anyone read this in his voiceee?!?!
User avatar #362 - funnydrunk (01/27/2010) [-]
HOLY **** !!! BILLY MAYS DID IT AGAIN
User avatar #340 - TacoParty (01/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING
User avatar #278 - Nick Gill (01/27/2010) [-]
Why the **** wasn't Billy may's voice in ALL CAPS?!?!?!
#57 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
It REALLY works!
#415 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING TO YOU!
User avatar #407 - RaZrBlayde (01/27/2010) [-]
billy mays: owning from beyond the grave!
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#366 - GingerFury **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#1 - anonymous (01/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I used the thumbs down button...

And the leave comment button
User avatar #429 - PANDOOS (01/27/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i am just going to say this. i have been coming to this site since i was 9, and only recently have i been paying attention to/trying to get thumbs up. Now i have came to two realizations for my self about thumbs up. one, since i have started trying to get them i see that it is not only difficult but in the process of trying to achieve thumbs ups you often end up with multiple thumbs down, which has been happening alot to me lately. two, in the midst of trying to seek approvel of internet strangers i have forgotten why i come here in the first place, to have a laugh, and forget the cluster **** that is life, not to listen to people bitch and moan about thumbs up, so i leave you with this... try to remember why you come here.
#404 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
so wait a sec...were told to use the thumbs down button and then it gets almost 3000 thumbs up...now aint that about a bitch
#301 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Billy Mays ***** ******* .
#308 to #301 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
HI BILLY MAYS HERE AND IM HERE TO TELL YOU TO **** OFF!
#169 - anonymous (01/27/2010) [-]
Hi! Billy mays here with CHIPOTLE AWAY!!
User avatar #54 - CaptainObviousMan (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Only 5 easy payments of $19.95
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