Definitely

A kindergarten teacher one day
is trying to explain to her class
the of the word
to them. To make
sure the students have a good
understanding of the word, she
asks them to use " in a sentence.
The first student raised his hand
and said "The sky is definitely
blue". The teacher said, "Wen,
that isn' t entirely correct,
because sometimes it' s gray and
cloudy". Another student says,
Grass is definitely green." The
teacher again replies "If grass
doesn' t get enough water "
turns brown, so that isn' t really
correct either."
Another student raises his hand
and asks the teacher "Do farts
have lumps?" The teacher looked
at hill: and said "
No...... But that isn' t really a
question you want to ask in
class discussion." So the student
replies, "Then I definitely shit
my pants."