Life, Oranges, and Lemons. . WHEN LIFE LEFTIE THEIR ptth HOW THE YOU IND IT. When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, set up a stand, sell it and use the profits to buy a machine gun. See if life tries that again. lemonade oranges Life funny
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User avatar #4 - Chitzu (01/26/2010) [-]
When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, set up a stand, sell it and use the profits to buy a machine gun. See if life tries that **** again.
#46 - kiriachan (01/27/2010) [-]
when life gives you lemons,keep 'em! cuz hey,free lemons.
User avatar #30 - ubermann (01/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
no you put the line in the coconut and drink it all up
User avatar #34 to #32 - ubermann (01/26/2010) [-]
not yet i am still working,
User avatar #45 - crazyrandomguy (01/27/2010) [-]
Life does not give chuck norris lemons. Life asks what kind of fruit chuck norris wants.

When life hands chuck norris lemons, he makes iced tea. Chuck norris hates lemons
User avatar #37 - Flop Chop (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I think a better expression is: "When life gives you lemons, throw 'em at people who own expensive cars"...
User avatar #33 - LazyPuppy (01/26/2010) [-]
so i got these oranges and i gotta make lemonade hmmmmm...
*unzips jeans*
User avatar #13 - CameronLucas (01/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
...So when life gives ME lemons...

I give lemons life!!!

LEMONSTEIN!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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#41 - fefe (01/27/2010) [+] (5 replies)
When life gives you lemons, grab some tequila and get *********
User avatar #47 to #42 - phantomenace (01/27/2010) [-]
When God gives you Lemons you FIND A NEW GOD
User avatar #29 - Areceus (01/26/2010) [-]
duh you take the mango and spread it on your peanut butter sandwich!!!!!!!!! duhhhh....... idiots
User avatar #88 - smokincharlie (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
when life gives you lemons, get the juice out of the lemons and put it in the eyes of your enemy.
#79 - Richgar **User deleted account** (01/27/2010) [-]
Answer1: Beating off

Answer2: MacGyver

The first answer is possible.
The second answer is always possible.
#73 - SammichNotSandwich (01/27/2010) [-]
uhhh i think we alll know how he did that *unzips pants*
#70 - fefe (01/27/2010) [+] (5 replies)
this is not even funny.
#68 - fefe (01/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
when god gives you lemens YOU GET A NEW GOD. power thirston youtube
#26 - fefe (01/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
WHEN GOD GIVES U LEMONS YOU FIND A NEW GOD
#25 - fefe (01/26/2010) [-]
i know how u pis on the orange
User avatar #5 - Daedalusy (01/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
When God gives you lemons, you find a new god! >=)
#2 - fefe (01/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
well unless life hands you sugar and water your lemonade is gong to suck
#1 - fefe (01/26/2010) [+] (2 replies)
technically supposed to be, "when life gives you lemons, make orange juice. and leave them wondering how the **** you did it."
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