Men vs Women. <Descriptive sentence>. If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave an
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Men vs Women

<Descriptive sentence>

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate
and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as
Fat Boy, and **** for Brains.
EATING OUT
when the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in , even
though it' s only for . 50. None of them will have anything smaller and none
will actually admit they want change back.
when the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay for a item he needs.
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn' t need but it' s on sale.
BATH ROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
The average number of items in the typical woman' s bathroom is 227. A man
would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets it husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn' t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won' t change, but she does,
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATU RAL
Men wake up as goodatlosing as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and
hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There' s no use in two
people remembering the same thing!
Sta, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it "It
to the men who will enjoy reading it
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Submitted: 02/23/2011
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#6 - anonymous (03/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#4 - omgroflsauce (02/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
the short people remark made me lol hard
#1 - Dreadlord (02/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
6 items in the bathroom? I have a mohican, so I have to have at least 6 types of hair gel, or else my hair flops over and I look like a hillbilly.  
Feels bad, man.
6 items in the bathroom? I have a mohican, so I have to have at least 6 types of hair gel, or else my hair flops over and I look like a hillbilly.
Feels bad, man.
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