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Ed, Edd, n Eddy: The Truth

I made this for you!!!<br />
EDIT: Front page!??!? You guys have made my wildest dreams come true!! Thanks so much!

So, Funnyjunk, the other day I was browsing around when I
saw a post about how "Ed, Edd, n Eddy" was about kids in
heaven, and I thought to myself, "how could anyone see the
Eds' plight as heaven?" The other kids are constantly foiling
their plans and ridiculing them, they are constantly
sustaining every manner of injury, and their greatest desire is
constantly just beyond their reach, taunting them with its
sugary goodness.
Sounds more like hell to me.
So then I started to look into it more, pairing characters from
the show with common themes of hell. The 7 deadly sins were
the obvious place to start. Some of them were quite obvious:
Sarah: Wrath
Nazz: Lust
Kevin: Pride
Jimmy: Envy
He' s always clinging to Sarah, and
generally latching onto others. And I' m sure we
all remember the episode where he does that
whole ridiculously complicated plan to get
revenge on the Eds.
Rolf: Gluttony
Not readily obvious, but when
you think about it, he is the character
most often eating and associated with
food, what with his constant supply of
sausages and crazy foreign food.
Johnny and Plank: sloth
one of them' s an inanimate object,
and the other tends to be found sitting or
lying about somewhere. Rarely take active
roles in the plot, generally Just react to what
gets thrown at them.
But OP," you' re saying, "What about our heroes? And
you' re short a sin!"
Hold your horses you whiny bitches, I' m getting to it.
The last sin should be obvious to anyone even vaguely
familiar with the show:
Eddy: Greed
The other two were a little trickier, but I think I found their
roles quite nicely:
Doublets: Virgil
The voice of reason and guidance in the
chaos of this world. But more importantly, he serves
as the counselor and guardian to our last player:
Ed: Dante
Yes, you guessed it, our loveable Ed is the Dante of
this story. Lost in a world he does not understand, unsure of
his purpose or way. Lumpy here is the speck of innocence,
assailed from all sides by the vices that surround him. It is
often only Doublets who keeps him from peril, defends him,
and shows him the way (or tries to, anyway).
So there you have it: Ed, Edd, n Eddy is really an allegory for
hell.
I also thought of how the Kanker Sisters could be the fates,
what with the eye thing they have going. or they could be lust,
which could make Nan Dante' s Beatrice, but whatever, that' s
getting too complicated.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed!!
Apotheosis
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#16 - ursofakingwetardid **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#158 - GEARBOY (02/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#160 - EZBakeFourthAcct (02/24/2011) [-]
Its a cartoon. Im sick of this dumbass psychoanalysis of something every day.
Sarah is a bitch. Women are know to be bitches.
Naz does not lust after anything. If you lust after Naz you have a problem.
Kevin is a young man who shows off. I've never seen that before.
Jimmy has one friend that does not beat him up, and he likes that.
Rolf is a hard worker that often tries to share his food. tl;dr not gluttonous.
What active role could a retard play in the show? Theres already Ed and hes way cooler.
Eddy is greed, thats obvious. Double D is a Melvin, and Ed is the loveable retard. Also, you're basing this on Dante's inferno, which is an allegory itself.
Yo dawg i heard you like allegories so made a pic of an allegory about an allegory.
#15 - JustJJ (02/23/2011) [-]
#101 - rwarrimadork (02/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
why cant we just see it as some kids and their friends/enimeies doing cool stuff?
#111 - MurphPSU (02/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Dude if you have ever seen the movie, it's the final episode as well. The series ends with Johnny as a maniac swearing revenge on the cul-de-sac to a block of wood. Creepiest way to end it
User avatar #128 - rangerboy (02/24/2011) [-]
Or... OR its just a show. Just putting that out there...
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User avatar #59 - FJSoldier (02/24/2011) [+] (3 replies)
OR

It could just be a cartoon
#19 - daemonico (02/23/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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#20 to #19 - apotheosic (02/23/2011) [-]
Made this myself, and I, personally, have never seen this interpretation before.
#117 - newjacknick (02/24/2011) [+] (1 reply)
As totally awesome as this is, it is a perfect example of how college has bent over and raped my childhood.
#119 to #117 - apotheosic (02/24/2011) [-]
Pretty much.
#129 - shaunr (02/24/2011) [-]
i think hes right
User avatar #85 - AustintheAtrain (02/24/2011) [-]
....orrrrrrrrrrrrr

they are just in a cul-de-sac where they live.
#9 - StarvedSouthKorean (02/23/2011) [+] (1 reply)
well damn.
thats kinda....right
but also....kinda stupid
User avatar #6 - MyMomTookMyXbox (02/23/2011) [+] (8 replies)
NO ONE READ DANTE'S INFERNO, OR THE DIVINE COMEDY, GET USE TO IT!
#14 to #6 - StarvedSouthKorean (02/23/2011) [-]
I did  
  
Problem dumbfag?
I did

Problem dumbfag?
#130 - StarvedSouthKorean (02/24/2011) [+] (7 replies)
#136 to #130 - apotheosic (02/24/2011) [-]
As awesome as that is, it's not the post I was referring to.
As awesome as that is, it's not the post I was referring to.
#100 - ThaJewBoy (02/24/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I dont give a **** , Ima Atheist.
User avatar #112 to #100 - theohbeast (02/24/2011) [-]
If you're an atheist, then why is your name ThaJewBoy?
User avatar #97 - PixieLOL (02/24/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I figured out the other day 'Narnia' was linked to religion, and Peter Pan. I have no idea why it bothers me, but it does.
#98 to #97 - apotheosic (02/24/2011) [-]
Narnia was actually written with the express purpose of religious allegory.
Narnia was actually written with the express purpose of religious allegory.
#84 - captainamazing (02/24/2011) [+] (2 replies)
wow you mustve use the thesaurus a lot
#89 to #84 - apotheosic (02/24/2011) [-]
Or I could just have a large vocabulary.
Or I could just have a large vocabulary.
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