THE POOPIE LIST
GHOST POOPIE - The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE - The kind where you poopie it out... see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on
the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE .. The kind where you wipe your butt 53 times, and it still feels unwind, so you have to
put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won' t ruin them with a stain.
SECOND WAVE ' E - It happens when you’ re done and you have pulled your pants up
to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pg .'. A VEIN IN -YTJE F PREHEAT POOPIE - The kind where you strain so much to get it out; you
practically have a stroke.
GEE I "I COULD POOPIE POOPIE. - It' s the kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is
sit on the toilet; cramp, and fart a few times.
TAP POOPIE - The kind where it hurts so bad coming out; you’ d swear it was leaving you
WET CHEEKS -- THE POWER DUMP - The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks
get splashed with water.
CORN POOPIE - Self explanatory!
trl E WHIPLASH POOPIE - The kind where your push until your eks are bloodshot, poopie just kitts"
the toilet bowl.
MEXICAN FOOD POOPIE - It smells so bad, the room must be condemned.
POOPIE - The kind that comes from people who think their poopies don' t even stink.
GASSY POOPIE - It' s so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE .. The kind of poopie that is so huge, you’ re afraid to flush without breaking it
into little pieces with the toilet brush.
FISHERMAN' S BOBBER POOPIE - The kind where you are in a public restroom, there are two people
waiting on your stall, you poopie and flash two times, but several pieces are still above the
DRINKERS POOPIE - The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking.
It' s most noticeable trait is the tree marks on the bottom of the toilet.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE - You’ re not even at the toilet because you’ re sure you are about to fart, but OOPS... a poopie!
THE DANGLING POOPIE - This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet; even though you know you are done .
You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
to come out when OOPS... it goes back in!
THE PEBBLE POOPIE - This is the poopie that feels like a log coming out; and looks like a rabbit pellet.