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Pigs Are Cool

FIVE REASONS
PIGS
ARE MORE AWESOME
THAN YOU
Created by The Oatmeal mp lithe cum
Pigs are smart
Within a Few weeks btt My name is will
being born a pig will ',,tat" CCI'
recognize its own name.
and dammit will
l (M gun to slag sff
u use their shunts In move a cursor
mane between shapes mew seen
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Lev; y sald the alum urite a at .
and that was (heree.
Pig can eat
A pig can (and will) eat pretty much anything.
and vie’! -e outta tauten mum.
Lees 90 at some snakes!
This includes:
Meat, use we grass
Fruits E Veggies
Farmers
Dead armadillos
Rotting buffalo
Burritos
Pigs "
The sound made by a iet engine is around 113 decibels.
A pig can scream at 115 decibels.
Pigs are Fast
A pig can run a seven minute mile.
Last, but not least:
A pig' s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
In Conclusion:
Pigs are Fast, Fornicating,
Fantastic creatures who stink
awesomeness.*
The End.
Created by The Oatmeal
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Submitted: 02/22/2011
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#3 - IGoPPStandingUp (02/23/2011) [-]
You made a post explaining the awesomeness of pigs but didn't mention bacon anywhere ... , no thumb for u
You made a post explaining the awesomeness of pigs but didn't mention bacon anywhere ... , no thumb for u
User avatar #12 - Shafotti (02/23/2011) [-]
Yeah, whatev. That's a bunch of crap! Nothing can eat a 7/11 burrito and live to tell about it.
#14 - jezusilla (02/23/2011) [-]
betcha we can do the mile in 6 minuets! AND WE'RE OFF!
betcha we can do the mile in 6 minuets! AND WE'RE OFF!
#2 - stallwallwriter (02/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I'm just going to leave this here...
#11 - anonymous (02/23/2011) [-]
Pigs aren't dirty either, they just use the mud to keep the sun off their delicate skin.
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User avatar #15 - SebyMeister (02/23/2011) [-]
Pff, 30 min. orgasm
#13 - FenderBender (02/23/2011) [-]
Pigs are good you say?
User avatar #8 - ricardogoulart (02/23/2011) [-]
Yes we are!
User avatar #6 - chknflavdwatamelon (02/23/2011) [-]
also its a fact that pigs never acually over eat
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