MUST READ. If you dont like the joke, Thumbs up to the epic pokemon thread. It' s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at
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If you dont like the joke, Thumbs up to the epic pokemon thread

It' s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and
a man makes his way to his seat right at
center ice. He sits down, noticing that the
seat next to him is empty. He leans over
and asks his neighbor if someone will be
sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The
seat is empty." "This is incredible," said
the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup
and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well,
actually, the seat belongs to me. I was
supposed to come with my wife, but she
passed away. This is the first Stanley
Cup we haven' t been to together since
we got married." "Oh, I' m so sorry to
hear that. That' s terrible... But couldn' t
you find someone else, a friend or relative,
or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No," he says.
They' re all at the funeral."
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Submitted: 01/25/2010
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User avatar #11 - Acrylic (01/25/2010) [+] (116 replies)
Keep the tradition, bring the body.
#3 - MediumSizeBuck **User deleted account** (01/25/2010) [-]
he's definitely Canadian
User avatar #4 - itsSebastian (01/25/2010) [+] (4 replies)
The second i read the beginning, i lost the game
User avatar #1 - OneHundredandFifty (01/25/2010) [-]
i mean, who in the hell wouldn't use their seat?!?!?!
User avatar #166 - StarFishLovesYou (01/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ahahahhaa i love these text jokes..funnyjunk needs a joke section
#70 - Dratwotheman (01/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I enjoyed pokemon conversation more than the picture, so i'm going to give it a thumbs up anyways.
User avatar #42 - RealJoker (01/25/2010) [+] (7 replies)
This Pokemon conversation has the Joker Seal of Approval. I don't know why Wartortle is there, acting like Frodo.
User avatar #44 to #42 - Acrylic (01/25/2010) [-]
Screen cap it noa!
User avatar #155 - ThunderHp (01/26/2010) [-]
If his wife died...why didn't he pawn off her seat?
#159 - Womens Study Major (01/26/2010) [+] (3 replies)
if u assoisate yuorself with hockey if you play and love the game like i do youd completly understand tht joke
just sayin for all you nerdy fags who dont get sports cause you were too busy doin my hw...
User avatar #161 to #159 - ConorKluth (01/26/2010) [-]
Or enjoying other sports, or never really saw what was so good about hockey, or decided to focus on their studies to get further in life, or just... generally thought it was JUST a bad joke.

Nerdy fags RULE.
User avatar #2 - Zealot (01/25/2010) [-]
i lol'd xD
#6 - Womens Study Major (01/25/2010) [+] (4 replies)
someone took it and made it stanley cup instead of superbowl
User avatar #16 to #12 - futureofmlb (01/25/2010) [-]
thumbs down u get...
#76 - Womens Study Major (01/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
hmm that pokemon thread will reach #1 on fj by tomarrow probably.
User avatar #78 to #76 - Acrylic (01/25/2010) [-]
If someone gets balls and screencaps it
#193 - Mandark **User deleted account** (01/26/2010) [-]
HA haha! HA haha haha!
#160 - Womens Study Major (01/26/2010) [+] (4 replies)
FAT BEN IS MAKING POOP!!!!!!!!!! OH MAN THERE IS NO END TO THE POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
User avatar #164 to #160 - EminemZBonnie (01/26/2010) [-]
shut the **** up
#60 - JeanieChic **User deleted account** (01/25/2010) [-]
it sounds like my professor D:
#196 - Womens Study Major (01/26/2010) [-]
OWNED!!!
#185 - Womens Study Major (01/26/2010) [-]
repost repost and what was that?


REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#49 - Womens Study Major (01/25/2010) [-]
i lost the game DX
#41 - Womens Study Major (01/25/2010) [-]
my uncle is scotty bowman
#7 - Womens Study Major (01/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the stanley cup is much better than the superbowl
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