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#39 - Conartist (02/21/2011) [-]
"How tall are you Private?"

"Sir 5-foot 9, sir!"

"5 foot 9, I did not know they stacked **** so high!"

#40 to #39 - Conartist (02/21/2011) [-]
"Do you suck dicks?"

"Sir, no, sir."

" ******** . I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

"Sir, no, sir."

"I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle."
#45 to #40 - ARandomSpoon (02/21/2011) [-]
"Private, I don't think your going to like our mess hall!"

"Sir, why not sir?"

"Because we don't serve watermelon and fried chicken for every meal!"
#47 to #45 - Conartist (02/21/2011) [-]
"You got a war face! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!"

"Ahhhh!"

" ******** . You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
#49 to #47 - falko (02/21/2011) [-]
ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME?! Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy ******* walrus-looking piece of **** ! Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
#48 to #47 - SoundSlave (02/21/2011) [-]
MY WAR FACE!!!!!!!!
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