Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#39 - Conartist (02/21/2011) [-]
"How tall are you Private?"

"Sir 5-foot 9, sir!"

"5 foot 9, I did not know they stacked shit so high!"

#40 to #39 - Conartist (02/21/2011) [-]
"Do you suck dicks?"

"Sir, no, sir."

"Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

"Sir, no, sir."

"I don't like the name Lawrence, only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. From now on you're Gomer Pyle."
#45 to #40 - ARandomSpoon (02/21/2011) [-]
"Private, I don't think your going to like our mess hall!"

"Sir, why not sir?"

"Because we don't serve watermelon and fried chicken for every meal!"
#47 to #45 - Conartist (02/21/2011) [-]
"You got a war face! AAAAAAAAHH! That's a war face, let me see your war face!"

"Ahhhh!"

"Bullshit. You didn't convince me. let me see your REAL war face!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"
#49 to #47 - falko (02/21/2011) [-]
ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME?! Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
#48 to #47 - SoundSlave (02/21/2011) [-]
MY WAR FACE!!!!!!!!
 Friends (0)