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A useful guide to: surviving with a female
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As a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible Responses.
Question ' l: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is:
l' m sorry if We been pensive, dear. l wasjust reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring intelligent woman you are, and
how lucky l am to have met you. ''
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a... Baseball. b... Football. c...
How fat you are. d... How much prettier she is than you. e... How l would spend the insurance money ifyou died. Perhaps the best
response to this question was offered by my friend
l wanted you to know what l was thinking l would be talking to you.'"
Mot: "cu%' rality is in Cardin
rrex, 522??
ct answer is an emphatic:
loads. t_ ,' , ehee you ma newer if 1 said yr.
Question ' B:
Of course not! ''
Among the incorrect answers are: a... Compared to what? b... l wouldn' t call you fat but you' re not exactly thin. c... A little extra weight
looks good on you. d .l' seen fatter. e... Could you repeat the question?
s prettier tsi/ rrp/ me'?))? arkahm the pmpcao respones" d is av? city/ sate,
Not as pretty as you
you were
Question ' 5: What would you do ifl died? A definite neowin questoin. ithe real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette and a Boat T
WARNING'': No matter howyou answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of followups questions, usually along the these lines:
MAN: Definitely not!
MAN: Of course l do.
MAN: Okay, l' d get married again.
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
The best answer is " not sure but i hope i dont have to find out how to
answer the queshtion honey"
in the coments below tell me what you thought and ifyou have been in any of these situations before and what
happen
and please "dont forget to thumb"
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#1 - anonymous (02/20/2011) [-]
My god, this solves all of my problems!
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