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#42 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
If you guys have any ideas for part 3, leave a comment please.
If you guys have any ideas for part 3, leave a comment please.
User avatar #67 to #42 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
if you use any i canz haz deds?
User avatar #51 to #42 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
up at 0400
the 0 stands for 0 my god it's early

why on god's green earth are you smiling like a faggot on a dick tree

you are about as useful as a busted rubber recruit

your going to push until my damn arms are tired

i have more if you'd like
User avatar #55 to #51 - ChaoticEvilReborn (02/20/2011) [-]
>You're* going to puch until my arms are tired
>You're...my
OH GOD.
Heres one my Drill Sergeant used

(raining like all hell in 40 degree weather.)
IT'S SUNNY AND 80 PRIVATE, WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK (at 3:30 in the ******* morning)
User avatar #57 to #55 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
sorry about the grammar thing
i'm a future history major english is not my thing
i'm not a real marine yet but i'm depped in i can't wait
User avatar #72 to #57 - ChaoticEvilReborn (02/20/2011) [-]
Don't worry, common error.
Easily Avoided common error.
User avatar #61 to #57 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
moar please?
User avatar #62 to #61 - ninjapwnyourmom (02/20/2011) [-]
aye aye sir

Emergency head call - Well sound your god damn siren and go recruit

i fought in kuwait and baghdad - what the **** did you do today 'cruit

flippity flop mob stob - (basicaly the DI calling platoon halt)

you have 30 seconds - 30 25 13 4 your done!
User avatar #45 to #42 - CptSoapMacTavish (02/20/2011) [-]
"You look pretty tall private, I didn't know they stacked **** up that high!"

"Who's the slimy little communist **** , twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?"
User avatar #46 to #45 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
hello soap, but still its in full metal jacket. wanna be more original.
#43 to #42 - anonymous (02/20/2011) [-]
Those things still creep the **** out of me.
User avatar #44 to #43 - LeSquirt (02/20/2011) [-]
thank you anon :D
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