3 wishes. Made it myself. Rate and comment.. There was once a man walking through a beach. He tripped twee a lamp, In anger, he turned around and kicked the lam
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There was once a man walking through a beach. He tripped twee a lamp,
In anger, he turned around and kicked the lamp, A few seconds later; a
genie popped out of the lamp, The genie said, "Although you kicked me,
I will still grant you three wishes. But, due to your foolishness, I will also
give the person you hate the most double what you wish for: your boss. the
man told the genie he accepted. "I wish to be extremely wealthy," the man
said. Sure enough, 4 million dollars was granted into the mans bank account,
at the same time, a million was transferred to the mans boss. "I wish for a
Sports Car," once again, a sports car appeared in his garage. At the same time,
two sports cars where granted to the mans boss. "You have one wish left. Keep
in mind, whatever you wish for; your boss will get double," The man thought a
while, then smiled and said, "I wish to donate 1 kidney.....
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Submitted: 01/24/2010
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User avatar #70 - CaptainObviousMan (01/25/2010) [-]
It would have worked too, if it wasn't for the fact that the boss has THREE kidneys.
#76 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
HEY IM BACK

FAT BEN MADE POOP
#77 to #76 - brucedamoose **User deleted account** (01/25/2010) [-]
if u luv fat ben's poop so much...
y don't u smear it on ur face?
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Should've said:

Scare me half to death
User avatar #15 - SuperKJ (01/25/2010) [+] (5 replies)
"My final wish, beat me half to death."
User avatar #6 - RapeytheClown (01/24/2010) [+] (6 replies)
What if you wished to divide by zero?
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [+] (6 replies)
He should have asked to be beaten half to death...
User avatar #29 - MagicNinjaZ (01/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
what would happen if he wished for aids or butt cancer?
#33 to #29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [-]
wtf why would you wish for aids?
#47 - JohnnyDude (01/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
But then his boss will die...
#52 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [-]
i heard this, but instead of his boss it was his wife... and he asked to be beaten half to death.
#41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [-]
I saw one where at the end he decides to cut off 1 testicle
User avatar #79 - Kelsie (01/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
his last wish is supposed to be to be beaten half to death...
#75 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [-]
or beat me half to death?
#60 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [-]
i heard another story but it was the mans wife and he asked to be beaten half to death....(i did not origeonaly hear this on the simpsons)
#59 - jess nz (01/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
whats happening to funnyjunk?
this is pathetic
User avatar #65 to #59 - Bethanyrose (01/25/2010) [-]
when someone said funnyjunk was back, i said just wait..
and i got a ton of thumbs down.
User avatar #46 - choasmage (01/25/2010) [-]
I've heard a joke like this, only he wishes to be beaten half to death, which personally I think sounds funnier.
#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2010) [+] (6 replies)
i would have beat my wife half to death
User avatar #13 to #7 - WolfRider (01/25/2010) [-]
why the hell would you sacrifice half your penis just to make your enemies worse..
#48 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Wish to donate kidneys? - Go to a hospital dick! he is a genie not a Phycisian!!
User avatar #58 to #48 - llcoolz (01/25/2010) [-]
dont get the joke?
#51 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [-]
heard this one but in a differnt way...he asks for a mild heart attack....or he could ask for half the things his boss owns
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i wish that you wouldn't grant my boss anything at all!
#49 to #45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2010) [-]
then he'd get double not getting anyway wishes. Which means he gets granted minus wishes.

#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2010) [+] (4 replies)
lol technically you didnt make it yourself you stole this from another post but just changed the wishes abit but i gave it a thumbs up cos it made me smile :D
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