3 wishes. Made it myself. Rate and comment.. There was once a man walking through a beach. He tripped twee a lamp, In anger, he turned around and kicked the lam
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There was once a man walking through a beach. He tripped twee a lamp,
In anger, he turned around and kicked the lamp, A few seconds later; a
genie popped out of the lamp, The genie said, "Although you kicked me,
I will still grant you three wishes. But, due to your foolishness, I will also
give the person you hate the most double what you wish for: your boss. the
man told the genie he accepted. "I wish to be extremely wealthy," the man
said. Sure enough, 4 million dollars was granted into the mans bank account,
at the same time, a million was transferred to the mans boss. "I wish for a
Sports Car," once again, a sports car appeared in his garage. At the same time,
two sports cars where granted to the mans boss. "You have one wish left. Keep
in mind, whatever you wish for; your boss will get double," The man thought a
while, then smiled and said, "I wish to donate 1 kidney.....
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User avatar #70 - CaptainObviousMan (01/25/2010) [-]
It would have worked too, if it wasn't for the fact that the boss has THREE kidneys.
#76 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
HEY IM BACK

FAT BEN MADE POOP
#77 to #76 - brucedamoose **User deleted account** (01/25/2010) [-]
if u luv fat ben's poop so much...
y don't u smear it on ur face?
User avatar #15 - SuperKJ (01/25/2010) [+] (5 replies)
"My final wish, beat me half to death."
User avatar #6 - RapeytheClown (01/24/2010) [+] (6 replies)
What if you wished to divide by zero?
#47 - JohnnyDude (01/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
But then his boss will die...
#35 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [+] (6 replies)
He should have asked to be beaten half to death...
User avatar #40 to #39 - Acrylic (01/25/2010) [-]
But wait, if he says 'I want to be beaten half to death' then that would mean his boss gets twice as half beaten to death which is-

**** IT, IT'S FUNNY!
User avatar #79 - Kelsie (01/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
his last wish is supposed to be to be beaten half to death...
#59 - jess nz (01/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
whats happening to funnyjunk?
this is pathetic
User avatar #65 to #59 - Bethanyrose (01/25/2010) [-]
when someone said funnyjunk was back, i said just wait..
and i got a ton of thumbs down.
User avatar #46 - choasmage (01/25/2010) [-]
I've heard a joke like this, only he wishes to be beaten half to death, which personally I think sounds funnier.
#1 - anonymous (01/24/2010) [+] (6 replies)
i would have beat my wife half to death
User avatar #13 to #7 - WolfRider (01/25/2010) [-]
why the hell would you sacrifice half your penis just to make your enemies worse..
#48 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Wish to donate kidneys? - Go to a hospital dick! he is a genie not a Phycisian!!
User avatar #58 to #48 - llcoolz (01/25/2010) [-]
dont get the joke?
User avatar #29 - MagicNinjaZ (01/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
what would happen if he wished for aids or butt cancer?
User avatar #14 - taniv (01/25/2010) [-]
i wish to lose half of what i own
#2 - anonymous (01/24/2010) [+] (4 replies)
lol technically you didnt make it yourself you stole this from another post but just changed the wishes abit but i gave it a thumbs up cos it made me smile :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - ThePurpleDragon (01/24/2010) [-]
wut? i remembered a joke my friend told me in NY and made it a pic in PS.
#69 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [+] (3 replies)
#39... You think that you are so smart Sherlock...but yet you forget to capitalize your sentence, and capitalize Watson, which is actually a name, and include a period in your sentence. So to wrap it all up...Your dumb!


Captcha is grope... heheh..
User avatar #78 to #69 - patriotpride (01/25/2010) [-]
Run-on sentence.
#68 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
Clever..Clever.
#66 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Should've said:

Scare me half to death
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User avatar #24 - cloudshadowevil (01/25/2010) [-]
when he said rich why did the genie only give him, 4 million $ why not 1 billion..making him mega rich?????dont think 4 million is tht much these days...barley gets u a huge mansion or some **** .
User avatar #21 - Dusk (01/25/2010) [-]
My last wish would be donate one of my testicles.
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