3 wishes. Made it myself. Rate and comment.. There was once a man walking through a beach. He tripped twee a lamp, In anger, he turned around and kicked the lam
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There was once a man walking through a beach. He tripped twee a lamp,
In anger, he turned around and kicked the lamp, A few seconds later; a
genie popped out of the lamp, The genie said, "Although you kicked me,
I will still grant you three wishes. But, due to your foolishness, I will also
give the person you hate the most double what you wish for: your boss. the
man told the genie he accepted. "I wish to be extremely wealthy," the man
said. Sure enough, 4 million dollars was granted into the mans bank account,
at the same time, a million was transferred to the mans boss. "I wish for a
Sports Car," once again, a sports car appeared in his garage. At the same time,
two sports cars where granted to the mans boss. "You have one wish left. Keep
in mind, whatever you wish for; your boss will get double," The man thought a
while, then smiled and said, "I wish to donate 1 kidney.....
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User avatar #89 - AussieGold (01/25/2010) [-]
But then can't the boss just get his kidney?
User avatar #85 - ledzeppelin (01/25/2010) [-]
this is a copy of a riddle i once heard. if you could have anything in the world now but your worst enemy gets 2 of it what do u wish for? best awnser was to be beaten half to death
#84 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
noone thumb it up or down
#82 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
OMG GUYS, THE RATING FOR THE THUMBS UP FOR THIS PICTURE IS 666. WE'RE DOOMED.
#87 to #82 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
lawl
#80 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
i heard that his neighbor would get double. so the guy wishes for a mansion, 10 beautiful women, and that he lost one testicle.
User avatar #79 - Kelsie (01/25/2010) [-]
his last wish is supposed to be to be beaten half to death...
#86 to #79 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
but then it would be half of half to death..making it quarter to death, no?
User avatar #88 to #86 - LivingUndead (01/25/2010) [-]
no the boss gets double of what the man wishes for so half+half= 1 whole
simple math silly goose
User avatar #81 to #79 - turlesrfun ONLINE (01/25/2010) [-]
but thats too original
#76 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
HEY IM BACK

FAT BEN MADE POOP
#77 to #76 - brucedamoose **User deleted account** (01/25/2010) [-]
if u luv fat ben's poop so much...
y don't u smear it on ur face?
#75 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
or beat me half to death?
#71 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
Aww I though it was gonna be "I wish to have a beautiful wife..."
User avatar #70 - CaptainObviousMan (01/25/2010) [-]
It would have worked too, if it wasn't for the fact that the boss has THREE kidneys.
#69 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
#39... You think that you are so smart Sherlock...but yet you forget to capitalize your sentence, and capitalize Watson, which is actually a name, and include a period in your sentence. So to wrap it all up...Your dumb!


Captcha is ***** ... heheh..
User avatar #78 to #69 - patriotpride (01/25/2010) [-]
Run-on sentence.
#83 to #78 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
OMFG!!! LITTLE BIG PLANET, HIGH FIVE!!
#73 to #69 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
*You're
#68 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
Clever..Clever.
#66 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
Should've said:

Scare me half to death
#67 to #66 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
simpsons
#63 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
(http)://www.facebook(.)com/pages/The-game-I-just-lost-it/(2)90(11)3(8381)08?ref =nf

^Take away all Brackets then join if you play teh game
#62 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
there's another joke like this but its a woman and her husband gets double nd then she wishes for a mild heart attack
#60 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
i heard another story but it was the mans wife and he asked to be beaten half to death....(i did not origeonaly hear this on the simpsons)
#59 - jess nz (01/25/2010) [-]
whats happening to funnyjunk?
this is pathetic
User avatar #65 to #59 - Bethanyrose (01/25/2010) [-]
when someone said funnyjunk was back, i said just wait..
and i got a ton of thumbs down.
User avatar #57 - darkfilms (01/25/2010) [-]
i find these jokes annoying now really it all ends the same the person who getting the twice as much dies
#61 to #57 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
i heard it with a ex-spouse as the other person getting double.
#54 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
i heard that too #52!

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#52 - anonymous (01/25/2010) [-]
i heard this, but instead of his boss it was his wife... and he asked to be beaten half to death.
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