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#35 - JoeTheRooster (02/19/2011) [-]
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ****** by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes: assholes who just want to **** on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can **** an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they **** too much or **** when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show them that.
User avatar #36 to #35 - JoeTheRooster (02/19/2011) [-]
But sometimes, pussies can be so full of **** that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us **** this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in **** !
User avatar #41 to #36 - Mynameisbored (02/19/2011) [-]
AMERICA! **** YEA!
User avatar #46 to #41 - JoeTheRooster (02/19/2011) [-]
Coming again, to save the mother ******* day yeah!
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