I was only six

I thought women got pregnant instantly after they got married at that age

same here man it just seemed logical at the time xD

Especially since most of us were taught you had to be married to have a baby o 3o So it only made sense.

i thought that women bought them from storks : p

Y'know, I'll tell you a quick story.

My sister, a few years ago at age 5, always wanted a play wedding set (with a dress and veil and all). She got one the following christmas. She threw that shit on,ran next door regardless of the snow and cold, and pretend-married the 6-year-old boy Noah (who really didn't want to do it XD)

About a month later my mum announced her pregnancy. Soleil (my sister) was old enough to be curious, and asked how she got the baby in there. My mum was at a loss for words, so I gladly jumped in and told her not to worry, she had to be married.

She got on the floor and flipped a bitch. A six year old rolling and sobbing on the floor, "I DONT WANNA BABY, I DONT WANNA BABY!"

Best sight ever.

"She got on the floor"... i thought it was another get on the floor walk the dinosaur thing.

Its made me very paranoid.

Me too.
One time I told my mom "How does a kiss make a woman pregenant?"
She ended up telling the true story on how babies were born....................that led too a scared 5 year old for a year.

*pregnant

The stork. Thats what I thought.

Anon with purple text? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

i second this

i thought you had to eat a certain type of food

I though babies were made by lemon trees.....

That was the result of my mother telling me wear babies came from while drunk.

i thought that too

Actually more likely from the island of Lesbos, which is mentioned in Greek mythology.

Wait... Why do I have purple text?

i dont have purple text =(

a child destined to be boss

any 6 year old since 9/11

i watched porn when i was five and i would have fapped if i knew how to

me...

Just to annoy commenter #9.

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not far wrong really lol SEX PISS!

u r my first comment fav (:

Its allright little boy...You want some candy? 0---

YES

sauce plz?