FUNNY JUNK, I CALL UPON THEE TO SMITE THINE HORRID WORDS "FAT BEN" FROM THIS DOMAIN AND TO NEVER AGAIN LET SUCH VILE AND DISGUSTING UTTERANCES TO SLANDER THINE GOLDEN WAYS!!! PLEASE, OH MIGHTY AND POWERFUL ONES, DESTROY THE SUPPOSED "CHAIN LETTERS" SO WE MAY NEVER AGAIN READ SUCH THINGS AS "DO NOT READ THIS OR YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY" SO THAT THE VILLAGE IDIOTS MAY SEE THEIR OWN MORONIC WAYS! HEED MY PLEAS, FORGIVE MY CAPPED LETTERING AND SMITE THESE WRONG DOERS FROM FUNNY JUNK F O R E V E R!!!!!!!