This Is Legal. Its Sad But True. But Marijuana Is Not. I bet this would keep those damned kids off my lawn. Legal
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #63 - TwoHalves
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(01/24/2010) [-]
I bet this would keep those damned kids off my lawn.
User avatar #101 to #63 - SgtYoda
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(01/24/2010) [-]
lol win
#389 - anon id: 17860ce6
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(01/24/2010) [-]
actually its imposible to even use a hand held mini gun you would need 4 car batteries it wouldbe too heavey and the reciol would send you flying
#411 to #389 - anon id: a06166a5
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(01/24/2010) [-]
its an airsoft gun captcha fetus
User avatar #393 to #389 - Original
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(01/24/2010) [-]
Not if you're Rambo.
#346 - icebearFTW
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(01/24/2010) [-]
It's illegal to say "I want to kill the President of The United States"
#355 to #346 - anon id: 3a95838e
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(01/24/2010) [-]
since when?
#356 to #355 - icebearFTW
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(01/24/2010) [-]
It's been there for a while, idk how long, but just say it to a cop (:
User avatar #358 to #356 - FuzzyBearCreature
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(01/24/2010) [-]
I want to kill the President of The United States.
User avatar #360 to #358 - Blackrain
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(01/24/2010) [-]
He's not a cop. I'm also off duty :P
#402 to #358 - icebearFTW
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(01/24/2010) [-]
I want to kill George Bush
#476 to #402 - anon id: f1526527
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(01/24/2010) [-]
go ahead
User avatar #269 - brandonbrutality
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(01/24/2010) [-]
id rather have one of those over weed anyday lol
#159 - anon id: c3f842f5
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(01/24/2010) [-]
legal???? trust me mate... if two guys walking down the street... one is holding that and the other a joint... who do you think will be stoped??
#164 to #159 - anon id: 907ae0fb
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(01/24/2010) [-]
the one holding the joint....
User avatar #168 to #164 - KingKyd
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(01/24/2010) [-]
duh isn't it obvious
User avatar #167 to #159 - SaveFJ
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(01/24/2010) [-]
depends, if they are *******: both, of they are white guys they only get a warning
#177 to #167 - anon id: 932b2874
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(01/24/2010) [-]
who is gna have the balls to try to arrest someone with a loaded gatlin gun ?
User avatar #199 to #177 - SaveFJ
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(01/24/2010) [-]
you need to let it spin first, in that time the cap can get his gun and put some bullets in em
User avatar #215 to #199 - truology
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(01/24/2010) [-]
i would love to see the ************ that has the balls to draw on a ************ with a mini gun
#24 - anon id: 0a7a2d3b
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(01/24/2010) [-]
ask yourself this
when russia and/or any other country (germany) gets the balls to attack the U.S, which would you rather have in your house?
#33 to #24 - anon id: cb665eae
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(01/24/2010) [-]
you really think someone would attack the us dumb ass
User avatar #36 to #33 - Inkfeist
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Did you forget about 9/11 dumb ass?
#37 to #24 - anon id: b22ec604
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(01/24/2010) [-]
Dont be a retard, neither Germany or Russia will invade the USA because they are now both democracies and American Allies. You are so caught up in the idea that you might have a chance to play John Rambo, that you allow yourself to be deluded by the idea that having a fully automatic gun military killing machine at your disposal is in anyway acceptable.
#479 to #24 - anon id: 7d6d0e1b
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(01/24/2010) [-]
a joint to forget the problems
#29 to #24 - Aztek [OP]
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(01/24/2010) [-]
Ask yourself this...what are the odds...that anyone...anyone.....anyone...is gonna land on American soil to the point where they can invade? You've been playing way too much MW2
User avatar #509 - SUMOTORI
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(01/24/2010) [-]
Yeah well, marijuana won't save you from a bloodthristy pack of zombies
#555 to #509 - anon id: 4f3b2026
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(01/24/2010) [-]
Sure it can, blow smoke in their faces and you'll all end up chillin with eachother, if that doesn't work atleast it'll make being eaten a laughable experience.
User avatar #568 to #509 - TheColorfulZombie
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(01/25/2010) [-]
It will if ya give us some :3
icanhazweedburger?
User avatar #19 - WDE
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(01/24/2010) [-]
weed isnt legal because the U.S. govt cant figure out a way to tax it... its too easy to grow yourself
#31 to #19 - anon id: 70756f82
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(01/24/2010) [-]
It's going on the 2010 november ballot over here in cali.

and you KNOW that **** is gon' pass.
User avatar #453 - teabaggatron
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(01/24/2010) [-]
*steps on soap box*
do you all understand how much legal and permit **** you actually have to go through to legally own one of those things? (assuming you can actually legally own one) alot, is the answer. if stoners weren't so damn lazy they could legally get some sort of medical marijuana if they really wanted to, and also, *********, if they legalize marijuana the government is going to collect a HUGE ******* tax on it like they do with booze, cigarettes, etc... sin tax, ever heard of it? whereas you can smoke in your backyard at cheap prices with your friends "illegally" when really no one actually gives a **** if you smoke weed or not, so long as you don't do something outrageously stupid and illegal whilst high.
*steps off soap box*
#454 to #453 - anon id: 05cdbf75
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(01/24/2010) [-]
u need to chill man....it caled funy junk for a reason
#458 to #453 - anon id: b28e27f2
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You don't have to do that much to get one of these *******.

Steps in obtaining automatic weapon (US)

1. Federal background check
2. Buy automatic weapon
3. Pay federal tax, receive permit.

Easy as 1,2,3.
User avatar #467 to #458 - teabaggatron
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(01/24/2010) [-]
1. okay
2. chop off arm and leg
3. chop off other arm and leg
4. cry becaues i have no arms left to operate my minigun with because i paid for it with them.
User avatar #461 to #458 - sixgauge
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(01/24/2010) [-]
exactly, just get you class B liscense and shoot **** up with tracers :P
#471 to #461 - anon id: 218c138e
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retard, tracers are illegal, and there are no permits you can get to make them legal for you to use
User avatar #569 to #471 - sixgauge
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hey, i said the gun was legal, i didnt say **** about tracers, and yes there is, its called JOIN THE ****** MILITARY you ****** prick
User avatar #455 to #453 - barrelroll
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(01/24/2010) [-]
dude smoke weed it will make u feel better
User avatar #48 - Grafbag
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(01/24/2010) [-]
Q: What is more dangerous than the gun?

A: The gun in the hands of a man so stoned that he thinks everyone else is a zombie.
#52 to #48 - anon id: d060377d
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(01/24/2010) [-]
i have never known anyone to fire a gun when stoned. Drunk is another story entirely. yet alcohol is legal. see a problem here?