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English Grammar for Dummies

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asses is the Beat becom, May 14, 2005
By Nikolai l( _ (Americaa) - See all my reviews
This review is from: English Grammar For Dummies. [-::
when I first come to America, my english did cause me problems. In Soviet Russia I was strong teacher, my english I
know Is the best In all of . My brother, Mikhail, he say to me, “Nikolai you go to America, they make
you rich like czar, take many woman as lover, kill many bear“. My brother, he Is very wise, Is greatest toymaker In
all of Russia. So next day I wake up, sell my house, say goodbye to wife and children, and go to America to become
millionaire. Then In America, I go ta job Interview and they say to me “Nikolai, you are not for the job here, you are
not the skills we need, your english is poor like child”. Itake that man and smash table, I say "someday I will be
greatest man In all of country, your children will wish me their fatheru"'. That day my anger Is best of me. It Is then I
know I must learn better english, so I buy book "English Grammer It Is for Dummies” by Mr. watt's. Now I am perfect
english grammers I write letter to Mikhail, he write back “Nikolai, your english Is like a god, you will be millionaire
sonni all of Is proud for your good luck brother) please send letter when you are president or maybe
even marl Hahahaa also, your wife Is killed by bear". So I say thanks to . woods for booka when I am czar your
family will be sparest Hahahahaa (is joke].
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