Joke. A guy told me on the bus this afternoon, credit goes to Cody. Sorry if you have read before, I thought it was funny.<br /> EDIT: Thanks guys, first
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A guy told me on the bus this afternoon, credit goes to Cody. Sorry if you have read before, I thought it was funny.<br />
EDIT: Thanks guys, first front page EVAR<br />
EDIT: Due to a notification and suggestion by HarbingerGunner, the Irishman is now Asian.

An American, an Irishman and an African have all been caught for various crimes, the
punishment of all (conveniently) is 10 lashes from a whip. The Irishman is first up.
The punisher states "You have nne wish". So the Irishman asks for a pillow to be
strapped to his back. At 5 lashes, it breaks, and he receives 5 lashes on his back. The
African is next, using basic math, he concludes that since I pillow's lashes, 2 pillow's-
10 lashes. So he wishes for 2 pillows to be strapped to his back. They break at 7 and he
gets 3 lashes to the back. The American walks over to where the whipping occurs and the
punisher says "Since you have been patient, you get 2 wishes". He mulls this over for a
while and states "I wish to have 100 lashes horn the whip". The crowd watching gasps
and the punisher says "That' s crazy! Ne one/ s ever made it past 25!". The American
persisted and they agreed. "What is your second wish?" the punisher asks.
Strap that ****** to my bank!"
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#19 - GoldenHippo (02/16/2011) [+] (3 replies)
What about... 40 lashes?!
#40 - Pokekid (02/16/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Ya theblack guy died, I was saved, but the black guy's blood from his lashes gave me aids, so I have 2 months left to live and it's a great way to stay in shape
#28 - vivalemort (02/16/2011) [+] (6 replies)
#30 to #28 - andasitee (02/16/2011) [-]
nastier than fingering your sister only to find your fathers wedding ring?
User avatar #5 - soiherduliekmudkip (02/15/2011) [-]
and then at 20 whips, the ****** broke. FFFFFUUUUUUU
#139 - phoenixice (02/16/2011) [+] (3 replies)
proof that this is fake
#4 - seshomaru (02/15/2011) [+] (3 replies)
why not wish not to get lashed?
#59 - jft (02/16/2011) [-]
First Wish: 100 Lashes
Second Wish: Don't need 2nd wish.
#3 - swimmingprodigy (02/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Break a pillow. With a whip. **** logic
User avatar #211 - rockerrocksixty ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
but the ****** breaks at 75 lashings and the american gets 25 for being racist.
#173 - Jimisking (02/16/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Or they all could have wished for no lashes?
Or they all could have wished for no lashes?
#46 - PimpCaneShotGun (02/16/2011) [-]
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User avatar #116 - hhhghhg ONLINE (02/16/2011) [-]
silly OP, ******* cant do basic math
#140 - schmitty (02/16/2011) [-]
n00bz
+25
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User avatar #14 - charleywurz (02/16/2011) [+] (8 replies)
WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!!!! TOBY!!!!!
#18 to #14 - srskate (02/16/2011) [-]
Tobi, with an i, and a little accent over the i so you know its (long/short, i forget)
I SAID, WHAT IS YOUR NAME
Honey you keep that up its whatever you want it to be
#47 - failknight (02/16/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Unfortunately the black guy had a boner. With the writing in pain, the black man penetrated the white man's anus. Since the lashing took so long and the black man was forced in and out he came in the other man's rectum. Later the white man was diagnosed with aids and died 6 months later. Carma's a bitch.
#7 - jisuto (02/16/2011) [-]
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