Valentines Day Special. So, a blind man walks into a bar. He sits at the closest stool, and orders a gin and tonic.<br /> The bartender says to the man, &
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Valentines Day Special

So, a blind man walks into a bar. He sits at the closest stool, and orders a gin and tonic.<br />
The bartender says to the man, &quot;That'll be Three fifty...&quot;<br />
The blind man reaches down to his wallet and pulls it out of his pocket.<br />
And then YOU CHEATED ON ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!<br />
AFTER EVERYTHING I DID FOR YOU! ALL THOSE TIMES YOU BROKE DOWN AND I COMFORTED YOU!<br />
DID VINNY EVER HOLD YOU?!?!<br />
BTW, WE TALKED. WE COOL.<br />
BUT YOU!!!!!!<br />
YOU SELFISH, BITCH FACE, SLUT, COCK SMOKING, CIGARETTE SUCKING, SWEATY BALLS RUBBING AGAINST YOUR CHIN, PISS, ASS, FUCK, SHIT, COCKFUCKSHITMOTHERSUCKINGHUMPFAGGOTASSFU CKINGLICKERSHITFUCKFAGGOTCUNTASSBITCHFUC KSHIT!!!!!

Ottovan fun fact:
My only girlfriend was a lying, cheating whore,
who had sex with four other guys within one
month while we were dating.
COME HERE
Ottovan fun fact:
Every Valentine' s day, I feel extremely lonely and
depressed. I masturbate furiously to people having sex
on my computer, and fall asleep in a puddle of my own
JOEE.
mantic night . .
will be going to s
at your favorite rest aunt.
You lulu
absolutely
vomit prom
have a like long walk home,
and spend hours middling
sex with all of
friends and I' ll}
breaking Ill) with you." "
Ottovan fun fact:
YOU LYING BITCH'. YOU FUCKED VINNY
BEHIND MY BACK.' I WAS so GOOD TO
YOU, AND YOU DO THIS TO MEW.
I EVEN BOUGHT YOU THAT RING, YOU
WHORE'. THE ONE WITH YOUR NAME
ENGRAVED IN IT!!!
FEB
llt 14
Ottovan fun fact:
YOU THINK I CARE? SO WHAT IF YOU FUCKED ALL OF
MY FRIENDS'., IT' S IN YOUR DNA YOU WHORE, SLUT,
I HOPE YOU FUCK SOMEONE WITH AIDS AND DIE
SLOWLY FROM A COMBINATION OF EVERY SINGLE
STD KNOWN TO MAN! I SPENT SO MUCH TIME TREAT-
ING YOU LIKE A QUEEN, AND YOU NEVER ONCE PUT
OUT FOR ME! SURE, VINNY AND DELANEY GET A
PEICE OF THAT WITHOUT PUTTING IN ANY EFFORT,
PUT YOU DONT EVEN TOUCH THE PENIS OF THE MAN
WHO TOOK YOU IN WHEN YOU WERE KICKED OUT OF
THE HOUSE! ORALE THOSE NIGHTS I STAYED UP
UNTIL 5 IN THE MORNING, HOLDING YOU AND
COMFORTING YOU WHEN YOU BROKE DOWN
CRYING!!!
Please.... come back to me.... I still love you....
HAPPY
TREAT OTTOVAN
LIKE A PEICE "
SHIT AND FUCK
ALL " HIS
FRIENDS BEHIND
HIS BACK”
DAY
...
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Submitted: 02/14/2011
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#67 - Thatspecialguy (02/14/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Poor Ottovan... It's dangerous to be alone on valentines day, here, take this :)
Poor Ottovan... It's dangerous to be alone on valentines day, here, take this :)
User avatar #158 - Onebigjump (02/15/2011) [+] (6 replies)
ottovan, will you be my valentine?
User avatar #52 - phantomenace (02/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Easy buddy. We don't wanta good comic maker turning into a serial killer
#54 to #52 - Ottovan (02/14/2011) [-]
hehehehehe...

yes....



we wouldn't want that.....
#76 - Rexxman (02/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Kill them....

Kill them all.
#20 - williamz (02/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"AND DIE FROM A COMBINATION OF EVERY STD KNOWN TO MAN"
User avatar #59 - crispydunder (02/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I'm sorry :( getting cheated on is never fun. I hope you have a better day tomorrow :/.
#60 to #59 - Ottovan (02/14/2011) [-]
crispydunder, I....


Feel better already.
#63 - princessunicorn (02/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
),: poor Ottovan. Heres a cute puppy to cheer you up!
),: poor Ottovan. Heres a cute puppy to cheer you up!
#64 to #63 - Ottovan (02/14/2011) [-]
I am pleased :D
I am pleased :D
#861 - The useful idiot (02/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
LEAVE OTTOVAN ALONE
#717 - limey (02/15/2011) [+] (4 replies)
let us troll her to death, ottovan , provide contact details
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#725 - timman (02/15/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I had sex with my girlfriend on valentines day. u mad virgins?
#736 to #725 - imarriedcheese (02/15/2011) [-]
looks like your son will be born in november
looks like your son will be born in november
User avatar #267 - stevepwwe (02/15/2011) [-]
Those facts weren't fun at all
#711 - Drumachine (02/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
she fucked guys behind your back?



dont worry bro, i poisoned her food
User avatar #705 - Dennislb (02/15/2011) [-]
Otto... Do you really want me to press the FUNNY button? Seems kind of harsh towards you..
#219 - IamReptar (02/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i'm so FUCKING SICK of all the whoring, egocentric, sluts that hurt good men! I'm in love with a beautiful soul, he's not a "vinny" or fucking whatever other douchebag but I gave him a chance and I now know he's the one.
FUCKING SLUTS PULL THE FUCKING VIBRATOR OUT OF YOUR ASS, STOP GETTING HIGH OFF OF DYE, AND FUCKING REALIZE THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS IS RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING FRIEND ZONE.
bitch.

anyways, here's some love
User avatar #148 - xXMAQXx (02/15/2011) [-]
u should get back at her by having sex with all your friends too
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#351 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (02/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
should have given her this  
&lt;------------
should have given her this
<------------
#165 - Killermijit (02/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
dun wurr e
dun wurr e
+13
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