Bruce lee And Chuck Norris. Dont be shock. Bruce lee was Chuck Norris Teacher. BRUCE LEE Killed Chuck Norris.. Bruce Lee is better then Chuck, how is Chuck better? Yeah Bruce is dead, not like Chuck won't either.Bruce Lee Rules! bruce lee Chuck Norris
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#1 - Common Pepe (01/23/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Yeah but Chuck Norris IS STILL ALIVE unlike Bruce Lee
User avatar #4 to #3 - pastrynipples (01/23/2010) [-]
what the hells a rnickname?
#23 - Common Pepe (03/20/2012) [-]
Bruce Lee is better then Chuck, how is Chuck better? Yeah Bruce is dead, not like Chuck won't either.Bruce Lee Rules!
#22 - Common Pepe (08/13/2010) [-]
**** no!!!!!
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#19 - Common Pepe (01/24/2010) [-]
the why is chuck norris alive and bruce lee dead ?
#18 - Common Pepe (01/23/2010) [-]
YOU SHOULD ALL GET ON YOUR KNEES AND THANK ******* GOD THAT THE PLANET WASN'T DESTROYED !!!
#16 - Common Pepe (01/23/2010) [-]
*clears throat*

Well who's still alive?

*puts on sunglasses*
#15 - Common Pepe (01/23/2010) [-]
Okay epic jokes aside. Bruce lee was a pioneer in MMA and a real fighter. Chuck norris isnt that great . I can show you 500 guys on youtube that are better and are no more than normal students in normal schools. But yea Chuck gave bruce lee the DIM MAK death touch and played dead till it took effect.
#14 - Common Pepe (01/23/2010) [-]
No way chuck norris>bruce lee
#12 - Common Pepe (01/23/2010) [-]
The fight was a real fight it wasn't made for the movie so yes chuck norris first movie he got his ass kicked
#11 - Common Pepe (01/23/2010) [-]
Bruce Lee won because Chuck Norris did not have his awesome beard (the source of all his power) and so therefore, did not have his third fist...
#10 - Common Pepe (01/23/2010) [-]
Only because it was in the script.
#9 - Common Pepe (01/23/2010) [-]
Bruce Lee's awesomeness grew too much beyond epic proportions, beyond slamming a revolving glass door, beyond having the fist in the beard, beyond the roundhouse kick that can shatter bones. Thus, as it was, his epicness imploded on himself thus strickening him from the face of reality.
#7 - boatingman (01/23/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris had to pretend to die in this movie. The resulting cosmic backlash killed poor Bruce Lee for daring to participate. RIP, next to best, Lee.
#6 - Common Pepe (01/23/2010) [-]
It was a bruce lee movie of course he won
User avatar #17 - SgtFourLeaf (01/23/2010) [-]
Since Bruce Lee killed Chuck in the movie Chuck killed Bruce Lee, Bruce's son and the movies director in real life
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