Bruce lee And Chuck Norris. Dont be shock. Bruce lee was Chuck Norris Teacher. BRUCE LEE Killed Chuck Norris.. Bruce Lee won because Chuck Norris did not have his awesome beard (the source of all his power) and so therefore, did not have his third fist...
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Bruce lee And Chuck Norris

Dont be shock. Bruce lee was Chuck Norris Teacher

BRUCE LEE
Killed Chuck Norris.
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Submitted: 01/23/2010
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#1 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Yeah but Chuck Norris IS STILL ALIVE unlike Bruce Lee
User avatar #4 to #3 - pastrynipples (01/23/2010) [-]
what the hells a rnickname?
#11 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2010) [-]
Bruce Lee won because Chuck Norris did not have his awesome beard (the source of all his power) and so therefore, did not have his third fist...
#19 - 4chan refugee (01/24/2010) [-]
the why is chuck norris alive and bruce lee dead ?
#16 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2010) [-]
*clears throat*

Well who's still alive?

*puts on sunglasses*
#12 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2010) [-]
The fight was a real fight it wasn't made for the movie so yes chuck norris first movie he got his ass kicked
#9 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2010) [-]
Bruce Lee's awesomeness grew too much beyond epic proportions, beyond slamming a revolving glass door, beyond having the fist in the beard, beyond the roundhouse kick that can shatter bones. Thus, as it was, his epicness imploded on himself thus strickening him from the face of reality.
#23 - 4chan refugee (03/20/2012) [-]
Bruce Lee is better then Chuck, how is Chuck better? Yeah Bruce is dead, not like Chuck won't either.Bruce Lee Rules!
#22 - 4chan refugee (08/13/2010) [-]
**** no!!!!!
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#7 - boatingman (01/23/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris had to pretend to die in this movie. The resulting cosmic backlash killed poor Bruce Lee for daring to participate. RIP, next to best, Lee.
#15 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2010) [-]
Okay epic jokes aside. Bruce lee was a pioneer in MMA and a real fighter. Chuck norris isnt that great . I can show you 500 guys on youtube that are better and are no more than normal students in normal schools. But yea Chuck gave bruce lee the DIM MAK death touch and played dead till it took effect.
#6 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2010) [-]
It was a bruce lee movie of course he won
#18 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2010) [-]
YOU SHOULD ALL GET ON YOUR KNEES AND THANK ******* GOD THAT THE PLANET WASN'T DESTROYED !!!
User avatar #17 - SgtFourLeaf (01/23/2010) [-]
Since Bruce Lee killed Chuck in the movie Chuck killed Bruce Lee, Bruce's son and the movies director in real life
#14 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2010) [-]
No way chuck norris>bruce lee
#10 - 4chan refugee (01/23/2010) [-]
Only because it was in the script.
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