Valentine meme poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
That's what they say
but it just isn't true

Roses are red
And apples are too.
But violets are violet
Violets aren't blue

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#86 to #85 - Aluminum **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

An orange is orange
But Greenland's not green
A pinky's not pink
So what does it mean?

To call something blue
When it's not, we defile it
But, ah, what the heck?
It's hard to rhyme violet

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#216 to #86 - lieutenantspud (02/14/2011) [-]

roses are red
violets are blue
I have alzheimers
violets are blue

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#1325 to #216 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2011) [-]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the van.

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#1048 to #75 - SuperJesusPump (02/14/2011) [-]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am going to fuck you with a shovel

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#1455 to #75 - WhiteyMcCrakrHonky (02/15/2011) [-]

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over girl
your about to get fisted

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#1462 to #75 - swordman (02/15/2011) [-]

roses are red
violets are blue
i got a gun
get in the van

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#1626 to #75 - shadowraen (11/10/2011) [-]

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#98 to #75 - bondsmatthew (02/14/2011) [-]

Roses are red
violets are blue
Then what's the color violet?

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#1291 to #75 - N. Korean citizen (02/14/2011) [-]

roses are red
violets are blue
i have a gun
get in the fucking van

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#608 - Ohaithar (02/14/2011) [+] (16 replies)

**Ohaithar rolls 888** trip and i wont alone this valentines

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#609 to #608 - Ohaithar (02/14/2011) [-]

OH GOD ALMIGHTY

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#629 to #608 - delfigmark (02/14/2011) [-]

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#618 to #608 - madareklaw **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

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#617 to #608 - holycrapimacupcake (02/14/2011) [-]

LIKE A BOSS!

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#643 to #608 - geezues (02/14/2011) [-]

Please be with me, my only companion is gone...

...../broken

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#663 to #662 - geezues (02/14/2011) [-]

Yeah, I'm doomed.

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#1457 to #608 - Ohaithar (02/15/2011) [-]

funny thing is i was completely alone xD

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#1008 to #608 - ayeoh (02/14/2011) [-]

sweet jesus!

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#1063 to #608 - irannonymous (02/14/2011) [-]

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#3 - EjaculationMan (02/14/2011) [-]

to the front page.

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#557 - guitarmanalex (02/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In soviet russia,
poem read you.

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#597 to #557 - steffanstuff (02/14/2011) [-]

That poem is epic

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#582 to #557 - mrmego (02/14/2011) [-]

lol

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#319 - Jinglemuffins (02/14/2011) [+] (3 replies)

It is prepared

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#416 to #319 - GabH (02/14/2011) [-]

i send a rocket to uranus

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#330 to #319 - Procean (02/14/2011) [-]

EPIC WIN!

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#835 - Chitzu (02/14/2011) [-]

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.

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#541 - WhatIsGwaning (02/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)

Mario is red,
Sonic is blue,
Will you press start,
And be my player two?

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#606 to #541 - swissdude (02/14/2011) [-]

Witha the PUDDIN POP

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#153 - Dazywu (02/14/2011) [-]

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#220 - otwboys ONLINE (02/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

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#1134 - SirSchmoopy (02/14/2011) [+] (3 replies)

Roses are red
Poems are corny
Take me to bed cause I'm feeling horny,
when roses are red they need to be plucked
and next time i see you you're gonna get fucked.
You sexy body drives me insane,
without you I feel so much pain.
Your sexy voice puts me in a slumber
OH FUCK, I'm sorry I've got the wrong number!

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#1142 to #1134 - Wardragoon (02/14/2011) [-]

fucking win

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#1158 to #1142 - SirSchmoopy (02/14/2011) [-]

Thank You dear sir

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#1151 to #1134 - toethumb (02/14/2011) [-]

this is old ive heard it before

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#702 - EpitomeJones **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
In soviet russia,
poem read you.

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#900 to #702 - Valkodu (02/14/2011) [-]

Really? You pretty much copy/pasted comment #557.

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#1329 to #702 - N. Korean citizen (02/15/2011) [-]

What the fuck, thumbwhore.

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#246 - GrilledCheese (02/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)

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#252 to #246 - Hallowedgrave (02/14/2011) [-]

Isn't it on the front page....? Herpderp.

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#110 - TheRingoStarr (02/14/2011) [-]

Roses are red
Lemons are gold
Get on your knees
And do what you're told.

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#10 - pluto (02/14/2011) [+] (3 replies)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my base
Are belong to you

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#748 to #10 - jabzilla (02/14/2011) [-]

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
and all my base
are belong to you

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#1460 to #748 - pluto (02/15/2011) [-]

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All of my HTML codes
are belong to you

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#143 to #10 - muskabulldog (02/14/2011) [-]

Roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black, you know that's true.

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#725 - jhath (02/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)

roses are black
violets are black
everything is black

-by stevie wonder, aged 5

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#732 to #725 - aidenw (02/14/2011) [-]

ROFL
wipes tear away~

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#843 to #725 - agentjackbauer (02/14/2011) [-]

HIGH FIVE!Oh,wait.

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#1144 - Pharonix (02/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)

roses are red
violets are blue
you probably won't like me
unless you a zombie

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#1160 to #1144 - ubertobi **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

finally a good use of this meme

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#1 - nerdsrule **User deleted account** (02/14/2011) [-]

m 98% sure this is going to frontpage

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#1243 - Thewinningfail (02/14/2011) [-]

roses are grey
violets are grey
because im color blind

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#390 - obviousguy (02/14/2011) [+] (3 replies)

Roses are gray
violets are gray
because im colorblind :(

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#392 to #390 - sonicg (02/14/2011) [-]

so stick her from behind
I'm sure she won't mind
as long as there's chocolate
she won't even notice it

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#409 to #392 - Ohaithar (02/14/2011) [-]

Houston, we have a problem....

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#82 - sebasslayer (02/14/2011) [-]

Niggers are black
Asians are yellow
And i am as white
as a fucking marshmellow

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