Look at the tags. This is a repost and I know that this has been reposted many times, but to me it's still funny. So all of you who complains about this beeing
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This is a repost and I know that this has been reposted many times, but to me it's still funny. So all of you who complains about this beeing a repost, fuck off. Also, dedz to the one who wrote this joke in the first place, I don't know who you are but you know. Don't look at the title, the title is a trap! Thanks for all the thumbs! Here is another joke I have posted. Not OC. funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1664334/Women/

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First Time with a Condom'.
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a package of
condoms,, There was a beautiful woman Enema the counter, and she could see that
Iwas new at it. She handed me the package and asked, ifl knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "bio."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb, She
cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure, I apparently still looked
confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty.
Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse removed
it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite you?" she asked.
Well, I was so that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it
was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt,
removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
Well, come on", she said, "We don' t have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold
back and POW, I was done within a few minutes. She looked at me with a frown,
Did you put that condom on?"
I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
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#25 - anonymous (02/14/2011) [-]
I guess you'd call that
*puts on glasses*
Thumb whoring
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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User avatar #23 - Cyno (02/14/2011) [-]
yeahhh I got stiff just reading that.
#18 - yegoblitz (02/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Legit lol right here. Don't even care if its a repost. (Pic unrelated)
Legit lol right here. Don't even care if its a repost. (Pic unrelated)
#24 - anonymous (02/14/2011) [-]
REPOST.
#27 - tailedfox (02/14/2011) [-]
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#21 - anonymous (02/14/2011) [-]
If only this happened :(
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