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User avatar #72 - GrandEd
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If you read all of that,
have a cookie.
#77 to #72 - anon
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#82 to #72 - anon
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Where's mah goddamn cookie, you liar?!?!?!?!
User avatar #84 to #82 - GrandEd
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The muffin man is busy i just said that.
#76 to #72 - AdioWave
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Awww man I want a cookie :/but I don't wanna read it all D= can I just has the cookie =D
User avatar #79 to #76 - GrandEd
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The muffin man is kind of busy at the moment,
his wife just got cream-pie.
im proud of that joke.
#80 to #79 - AdioWave
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Thanks a lot, now I want my gf to get cream-pie. D=
User avatar #83 to #80 - GrandEd
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Get her to make you one in the kitchen,
and get her to make me a sammich (:
User avatar #75 to #72 - zombieninja
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Yaaaaaay!! I gotz me a cookeh!!!
User avatar #113 - HoratioC
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(01/23/2010) [-]
"It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass."
User avatar #116 to #113 - TrevorNorris
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When i read that i cracked up.
User avatar #88 - Xious
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"going limp"

User avatar #161 - Spencerjay
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"Cmon be serious"
"It doesnt get anymore serious than a rhinocerus about to charge your ass."

User avatar #106 - Carlitofly
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User avatar #202 - Sammiches
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I love how he gets that girl twice with the robe and wizard hat thing xDD
#218 to #202 - anon
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i know that ones my fav lmfao
User avatar #131 - JoeTheRooster
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getting limp
User avatar #136 to #131 - xXxgothxlovexXx
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#139 to #136 - anon
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you gotta do better than THAT
User avatar #145 to #139 - xXxgothxlovexXx
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User avatar #229 to #145 - JoeTheRooster
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getting limp again
User avatar #230 to #229 - xXxgothxlovexXx
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User avatar #97 - cougarmelon
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i tear off your wooden leg and ram it up your ass

bloodninja is my ******* hero
User avatar #19 - Kodak
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(01/23/2010) [-]
Dude, whoever says long jokes are stupid need to read all of this.

This **** is funny as ****.
User avatar #49 - BrianStorm
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(01/23/2010) [-]
Then i put on my wizard hat.