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BloodNinja

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User avatar #72 - GrandEd (01/23/2010) [+] (8 replies)
If you read all of that,
have a cookie.
User avatar #113 - HoratioC (01/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinoceros about to charge your ass."
User avatar #88 - Xious (01/23/2010) [-]
"going limp"
"HARRRRR"

User avatar #161 - Spencerjay (01/23/2010) [-]
"Cmon be serious"
"It doesnt get anymore serious than a rhinocerus about to charge your ass."

Priceless
User avatar #106 - Carlitofly (01/23/2010) [-]
i HAVENT LAUGHED SO HARD SINCE YEARS!
#24 - anonymous (01/23/2010) [-]
This is the first time I have ever pushed the green button.
#9 - anonymous (01/22/2010) [-]
lmfbo " i pry apart the battleship you call your ass -- i see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass -- they stink really bad" lmfbo normally i just smile when i c sumthing funny but i actually cried of klaughter when i read that funniest shit ive seen on funny junk so far WELL WORTH THE READ

captch: chard lmfao
#112 - anonymous (01/23/2010) [-]
thumbs up is bloodninja is your new god!
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#61 - PolemicPunk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
#62 to #61 - anonymous (01/23/2010) [-]
This is about the funniest thing I've read in a long time, actually probably since the last time I read it 5 years ago.

If you don't want to read the funniest thing ever, fine, don't, but don't encourage people to stop posting them!
#33 - anonymous (01/23/2010) [-]
long as fuck but well worth it
User avatar #202 - Sammiches (01/23/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I love how he gets that girl twice with the robe and wizard hat thing xDD
#174 - anonymous (01/23/2010) [-]
OMG THIS WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
User avatar #131 - JoeTheRooster (01/23/2010) [+] (5 replies)
getting limp
User avatar #97 - cougarmelon (01/23/2010) [-]
LMFAO
i tear off your wooden leg and ram it up your ass

bloodninja is my fucking hero
#85 - anonymous (01/23/2010) [-]
"rhinoceruses dont play games." I shat my pants from laughing so fuckin hard.
User avatar #19 - Kodak (01/23/2010) [-]
Dude, whoever says long jokes are stupid need to read all of this.

This shit is funny as fuck.
#127 - anonymous (01/23/2010) [-]
"i put on my robe and wizard hat" -epic
#111 - anonymous (01/23/2010) [+] (2 replies)
HARRR!!!
#26 - anonymous (01/23/2010) [-]
HARRRRRR lol poo nuggets. this is hilarious! lol captcha = dater
User avatar #1 - Coracaldo (01/22/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I'm really, really sorry but I accidentally clicked thumbs down even though its one of the funniest things i have ever read in my life, please forgive me
#11 to #4 - anonymous (01/22/2010) [-]
You have the twilight cover as your pic...that should nag you forever
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