Jizz Yourself.. Haha hope this is OK for sfw.. a parody of Lose ‘ Eminem) His palms are hairy, chair weeks, mouse is heavy There' s precum on his Levi' s alread
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Jizz Yourself.

Haha hope this is OK for sfw.

a parody of Lose ‘ Eminem)
His palms are hairy, chair weeks, mouse is heavy
There' s precum on his Levi' s already, now he' s fretting
He' s nervous, but on his penis he holds firm and steady
To make strokes, but he keeps on regretting
What he famed to, the and Xtube
He opens his drawer, but he can' t find the lube
He' s stroking now, nevermind the droopy slouch
The cocks come out, time' s up over, POW!
Now back to the fantasy, oh he goes fappity
Oh, there goes Johhny, he chokes
His chicken, but he won' t, cum now that
Easy, no
He don' t want that , he knows his whole backs to his folks
It don' t matter, he' s cloaked
He knows that, and he' s stoked
He' s so sad that he knows
When his bro comes to the rural home, that' s when it' s
Back to the shame again yo
This whole atrocity
He better go jerk it off now with high velocity.
His soul' s degrading, watching holes that are gaping
His meat is his for the wanking
Make him "SCHWING", as he moves toward some, new porn borders
Some normal Porn is boring, but S& is close to porn heaven
it only grows harder, horny and hotter
He blows it' s all over. his jizz is all on him
Coast to coast schools, he' s know as the
Lonely loads, God only knows
He' s grown farther from friends, he' s no bother
He goes home and promptly wanks in the shower
But hold your balls 'cause here comes the nutcracker
don' t want him no mo', (his small pecker}
She moved on to the next she blows
He dropped out and did nada
So the school drama is told and unfolds
I suppose it' s old partner, but the beating goes on
dum dum
No more shades, l' ma change what you call sane
Tear these ************* drapes off like he' s on stage
He was gentle in the beginning, but now he' s deranged
It' s been beat up, and wrung out, and blue all day
But he kept slappin and slingin' the big viper
Best believe somebody' s havin an
All the pain inside is amplified by the
Fact that he can' t get by with some girl on girl
And he can' t provide the right type of porn with his laptop
Cause man, these Goddamn viruses, bypass Norton
and these pornstars suck, they' re no Michelle Pfeiffer, this is his life
And his dick is so hard and it' s getting even harder
Trying to browse through all thsese goddamn tabs, plus
Teeter toner caught up between watchin anime porn and bukkake drama
BBW Ladies screaming on and
Too much for him to wanna
Stay on one site, another day of monotony
Has gotten me him the point, he' s like a schizo
He' s got to formulate a spot or end up in getting caught
Cumming is his only ************* option, stopping' s not
Sasha, I love you, but this video' s got to go
I cannot blow my load, waiting for buffering, not
So here I go it' s my shot.
Dick fail me not 'cause this may be the only opportunity that I got
With all that time you spent wankin...
mu coulda became a doctor by now.,.,
Peace.
face if goo
thumb.
face if Hero
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Submitted: 02/12/2011
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#5 - muff **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
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#11 - regice (07/22/2011) [+] (10 replies)
Muff......the troll i got to stop trolling, why. why did you delete your account...
User avatar #2 - straightjacket (02/13/2011) [-]
I subbed because i was afraid of what els
User avatar #1 - failknight (02/13/2011) [-]
EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #3 - NexusSeven (02/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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