omegle ftw. Omegle is a chat site where you can talk with a random stranger about anything. This is its story.. 4, ll. ti) Talk to strangest Connecting to serve
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omegle ftw

Omegle is a chat site where you can talk with a random stranger about anything. This is its story.

4, ll. ti) Talk to strangest
Connecting to server...
You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey blackface
You: Please be aware that this conversation is classified and may not be enclosed to any third party
You: do yee agree to these terms
You: want sum manic
Stranger: **** yee
Stranger: dude
Stranger: .
Stranger: gimme some!!!
You: er my kinda guy
You: he
You: as
You: So are yee alone?
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: except my cat is on my lap
You: KILL THE ******* CAT
Stranger: alt
You: but let me pet atfirst plz? "I
Stranger: Stabs cat in the eye with a sharpened ticonderoga pencil''
Stranger: was
Stranger: too late
You: **** it how much we want’?
Stranger: dude we
Stranger: this cat is ******* stupid
Stranger: who cares
You: Don' t be going SWIG on me, I NEED YOUR BUSINESS
You: I don' t sell ******* razors
You: ...enless we want some
You: he
You: as
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Submitted: 05/16/2009
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User avatar #28 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (03/16/2011) [-]
i was there with the webcam.. all i've seen..
old men jerking off...

#27 - funnyguywins **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #26 - andrewpatten (12/06/2010) [-]
damnit........wered the nest button go! FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
#25 - Perkyness (08/26/2010) [-]
how do you post omegle logs?
#24 - anonymous (07/15/2010) [-]
this is pretty funny, I'm so going to ask for one.
#23 - YourMomsVagina **User deleted account** (06/24/2010) [-]
How do you post Omegle Convos On FJ
#22 - YourMomsVagina **User deleted account** (06/24/2010) [-]
Stranger: .............................
You: Wild Abra Appears !
Stranger: :O
You: [attck] [pkmn] [item] [run] Stranger: Chuck Norris Appears! You: [ ROUNDHOUSE KICK] Stranger: Nuff Said :] You: Epic Win ! You: Funnyjunk material !
Stranger: [url deleted] material! Stranger: I Trust You To Upload This To Both :] You: It is an honor Stranger: Good-Bye Epi-Friend! Courtney Out!!
This was Mine
#21 - anonymous (06/17/2010) [-]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!You: to you i say hello Stranger: :)h.......You: how r u Stranger: fine..u?You: excelent Stranger: from?You: genovia? Stranger: oh..Stranger: M? You: are genovia a place You: maybe u think so? You: excelentYou: read the first letter of all my texts You: :) You: byeYou have disconnected. he just lost
sory bout it lookin weird just copy paste and put on another page and press enter whereve it says you or stranger lol if some 1 wants they can make this into an article thing
User avatar #19 - mrwightproductions (06/03/2010) [-]
i just found out... there is a site called omegleporn..... from one of those ppl ttht do the ads on omegle... i was like wtf...
#20 to #19 - freepornia **User deleted account** (06/08/2010) [-]
omegleporn is for pervs like you
User avatar #18 - Dinono (05/31/2010) [-]
how do i post these on Fj?
#16 - RoboPanda **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
this happened to me today:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ********** Stranger: Yo bro. You: lol Stranger: lol Stranger: cumnugget You: haha Stranger: My friend called me a cumnugget yesterday Stranger: And I was like, ***** wtf lol You: i smell bacon You: lolzz Stranger: bacon's cool You: my friend called me ********** You: today You: u a funnyjunkie? You: u know You: You: lolz Stranger: nah You: hehe Stranger: i go to 4chan Your conversational partner has disconnected.
#17 to #16 - RoboPanda **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
DONT ****** CRY
#15 - ArtistGirl **User deleted account** (05/23/2010) [-]
You: i sell bacon
Stranger: hey
Stranger: cool!

lol me trying to find funnyjunkers
i ment to say smell but said sell
#14 - anonymous (05/23/2010) [-]
so i went on and said hi, and the guy said "im a gay swede" and im like O_o and disconected
#13 - MrSkarsnik (05/20/2010) [-]
hey how do i post omegle convos on here cuz it says it doesnt allow htmls so wat do i do sum1 plz help mee
User avatar #8 - Kodak (11/26/2009) [-]
It's pretty fun, I met this slutty 15 year old girl that gave me some pics of her ***** , but she covers her tits D:

But I got 2 numbers on this site, and is pretty interesting

Despite the perverts
User avatar #12 to #8 - Theawsomesmiley (02/18/2010) [-]
**Theawsomesmiley rolls 355,880,027** =)i alway say im an female and then say im horny and do those tricks we go to a room and then i rub vaseline in ur anus and put my dick in there
#1 - anonymous (06/19/2009) [-]
omfg wow........... also... first!
User avatar #10 to #1 - Thundergod (01/15/2010) [-]
I thought it was **** the world, yar. (It's talk like a Pirate day, humor me)
User avatar #7 to #1 - joshofsouls ONLINE (10/21/2009) [-]
actually, the original meaning of FTW was "fight to win"

but people eventually changed it to "For the win"
so don't be a "CGDBW"
cum gargling douche bag whore
#9 to #7 - anonymous (12/16/2009) [-]
I like that. CGDBW. gotta use that sometime.
#6 to #1 - anonymous (10/03/2009) [-]
No it is "For the win" dickhead. Well, you're not a dickhead, you just had to know.
User avatar #5 to #1 - hking (09/19/2009) [-]
FTW is "Fight to Win" ********* ... well, you're not ********* . It's a common mistake
#4 to #1 - anonymous (09/09/2009) [-]
#3 to #1 - Frozen (09/03/2009) [-]
For the win
#2 to #1 - anonymous (08/30/2009) [-]
lol the name is "omegle ftw"(does that mean fut the wuck)
#11 to #2 - anonymous (01/15/2010) [-]

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