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I think he wants a DeLorean

found it on craigslist... was very confused

G) Sell me your delorean u
C C) crappy; / okl/ vvin/ 2 1 15245, html it A
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the reasons ineed a delorean
1. ifyou cut me i bleed 1981
2. ofthe mirror in my house breaks i can use the side ofthe car to check my stellar hair
3. I would like to have sex with farah facc en in the backseat, front seat, hood, infront/ beside/ b ehind it
4. Iff went back to the fissure Iwould nail micheal j foxes girlfriend better than he would ever have been able to lbs bon join
5. Iff were to ever get into a chicken race the other person would swerve prematurely due to the sun reflecting off the car making me the winner and thus sleeping
with his girlfriend
6. The only women allowed in the car would be wearing high heels, fishnet stockings, a miniskirt with no underwear, tube top, and have frizzy hair.
7 every time i see a girl wearing neon leg warmers i get so frustrated that i' m not sleeping with them that i want to punch them in the face
3. it would allow me to go siding on a salt shaker
9. i' m wearing right now
1 1. i re ally like leg warmers
12. i would have much more money to end( or not) on trashy women because i will never have to paint it
13. ilike to party
14 . a delorean i would relent a tree
15. ifi get too drunk and piss all over the car i wont mess up the paint
16. i would bring the back hence making the world a much sweeter place
17 igive you my solemn oath that i will never date your daughter
18. iwould name the delorean "the virgin slayer," but in reality not many virgin' s would be slayed because they aren' t as fim as slutty chicks
19. if i had a delorean i would move out of detroit and into the
20. if i met a old skanky chick i would go back in time to nail her when she was a young skanky chick
21. if i had a delorean those annoying people who want to clean your windshield and in turn mess it all up and put streaks in it would mete ad pay me to be allowed to
touch my car, unless they were a hot chick and then i would sleep with them
22. my favorite color is stainless steel
23. i taught john belushi how to party
24. i' m 23 and i' never had a job, actually i had an interview to be a busboy and bigboy but realized it was too much responsibility and didnt show up the first
day i was supposed to work
25. my last car i put new motor was a 1973 trans am with triops
26. on haloween when people asked me if I dressed up like a rockstars said..." its halloween?"
27. i' m the most cereal person you' ll ever meet
23. c' mon just look at me
29. when i pass wind its the wind ofthe
30. super dooper pooper scooper
32. commando is the all time best movie ever created in the history of the universe and the boobie dimension
33. my dad was the bass player in a rock band
M. ireally want one
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