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How To Hug A Baby. These are the instructions on how to hug a baby.. Instructor as , hug as / : sst: Find ababy- gnd: Second, be sure that the found object is r

These are the instructions on how to hug a baby.

Instructor as , hug as / :
sst: Find ababy-
gnd: Second, be sure that the found object is really
a baby using your classical techniques of smell.
rrd: Third, need to accommodate the baby before you
begin the process of "Hug"
4. Fourth, Just arrange your paws around baby
and prepare for a possible closeout...
5. Finally, if there is a camera, need to run the
difficult and patented "hug, smile and pose" to
achieve the best shot.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#71 - anon id: 3c447fd8
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(01/22/2010) [-]
What's funnier than 1000 babies in a garbage can?







1000 babies in one garbage can
#77 to #71 - Viruzzz **User deleted account**
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(01/22/2010) [-]
what the **** is wrong with you?
#73 to #71 - anon id: 81b58c21
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(01/22/2010) [-]
you're doing it wrong
#125 to #71 - anon id: 325028da
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(01/23/2010) [-]
What's red and crawling up your leg?

An abortion with homesickness
User avatar #91 to #71 - kittygoth
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(01/22/2010) [-]
Durrhurr
and they are all from the same person.
#115 to #91 - anon id: de415e3e
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(01/22/2010) [-]
What's funnier than a dead baby flying around the room at high speed???





stopping it with a shovel....
#118 to #115 - anon id: 8c2a7382
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(01/22/2010) [-]
whats worse than 10 dead black babies?


a white one.
#124 to #118 - anon id: efd42e0b
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(01/23/2010) [-]
whats more fun than throwing a baby off of a cliff?






catching it with a pitchfork at the bottom.
#72 to #71 - TheOki
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(01/22/2010) [-]
what's worse than 10 babies nailed to ten trees?






1 baby nailed to 10 trees
#76 to #72 - anon id: 19b61e99
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(01/22/2010) [-]
how long does it take to paint a house red?





Depends on how hard you throw the babies.
User avatar #82 to #76 - LiveHigh
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(01/22/2010) [-]
how is a piece of candy similar to virginity?




both are easy to take from a baby.
#90 to #82 - anon id: 40106638
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(01/22/2010) [-]
How do you make a dead baby float?




Take your foot off its head.
User avatar #96 to #90 - Jokerman
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(01/22/2010) [-]
How do you get 100 babies in a bucket?
Use a blender.
How do you get them back out?
With tortilla chips!
Why do you put the baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on the bastards face.
#86 to #82 - anon id: 34be1f34
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(01/22/2010) [-]
How do you stop a baby from choking? Pull your dick out of its mouth.

What's the difference between babies and fat chicks? Fat chicks don't die when you **** them in the ass.

captcha: glare
User avatar #88 to #86 - Jason Voorhees
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(01/22/2010) [-]
What's the best thing about people?

They die.
#114 to #88 - anon id: d7050c4b
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(01/22/2010) [-]
Win!
User avatar #89 to #86 - LiveHigh
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(01/22/2010) [-]
hahaha damn, now THAT'S sick.
#83 to #82 - anon id: b3a81ef7
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(01/22/2010) [-]
DUDE that's ****** up.
User avatar #87 to #83 - LiveHigh
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(01/22/2010) [-]
what's the difference between a baby and an onion?




you don't cry while you're chopping up a baby.

Would you like me to go on?
User avatar #93 to #87 - Mrdarkler
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(01/22/2010) [-]
what do you call a 1000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?





A good start.
not a dead baby joke, but it's still kinda ****** up.
User avatar #95 to #93 - LiveHigh
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(01/22/2010) [-]
I approve.

what's funnier than a dead baby?



a dead baby sitting next to a kid with down's syndrome.
#100 to #95 - TheOki
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(01/22/2010) [-]
what do you call a black guy on the moon?
a problem
what do you call 2 black guys on the moon?
a problem
what do you call all the black people on the moon?
problem solved
User avatar #97 to #95 - Mrdarkler
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(01/22/2010) [-]
******* lol'd
#107 - anon id: f0c8e8fe
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(01/22/2010) [-]
i would deffintely **** that baby and dog
User avatar #123 to #107 - potheadstewie
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(01/22/2010) [-]
I thought micheal jackson was dead????
User avatar #151 to #107 - Ddubber
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(01/23/2010) [-]
ARGUING ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE RUNNING IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS, even if you win, you're still retarted
#108 to #107 - anon id: fdf5e8f2
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(01/22/2010) [-]
id definetly impale you with a cactus
User avatar #109 to #108 - JoeTheRooster
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(01/22/2010) [-]
up the ass
#112 to #109 - anon id: f09c40d4
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(01/22/2010) [-]
no just licking your mom out with 3 other friends
User avatar #120 to #112 - Bongos
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(01/22/2010) [-]
I like your fourth-grade "your mom!" comeback. You should leave.
#119 to #108 - JACKYWACKYrawr **User deleted account**
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(01/22/2010) [-]
im sure he would tap that cactus...
#110 to #108 - anon id: f09c40d4
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(01/22/2010) [-]
that sounds like a horrifying way to die... i like it
#111 to #110 - anon id: fbddbd30
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(01/22/2010) [-]
im with you 100%
#113 to #107 - anon id: 9b1cbb19
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(01/22/2010) [-]
you sir, are one sick individual.
User avatar #84 - Recaffeinated
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(01/22/2010) [-]
Pedodog :3
#98 to #84 - anon id: 25d0f8fc
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(01/22/2010) [-]
You have taught him well.
User avatar #28 - Acrylic
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(01/22/2010) [-]
Pedobear's dog?
#29 to #28 - anon id: d86d66a2
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(01/22/2010) [-]
^ best comment evarr!!!
#32 to #28 - anon id: 08eada38
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(01/22/2010) [-]
pedodog?
User avatar #131 - PedobearXD
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(01/23/2010) [-]
that halloween costume was pretty awesome.
User avatar #144 to #131 - Hazza UK
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(01/23/2010) [-]
WIN COMMENT
User avatar #101 - XXcaptainobviousXX
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(01/22/2010) [-]
that dog.... just hugged that baby!
#103 to #101 - anon id: 2ffb6078
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(01/22/2010) [-]
no **** sherlock ****** holmes
#106 to #103 - anon id: 29eec419
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(01/22/2010) [-]
...thats captain ******* obvious.... you retard
#128 to #106 - anon id: 7b62a7e8
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(01/23/2010) [-]
Don't worry about Anonymous #103, he's new to the Internet. We should probably start flaming him now, as is done for all nubs.
User avatar #24 - BAAAHHHH
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(01/22/2010) [-]
That is the cutest baby ever in the last picture :)
#25 to #24 - anon id: 0586c55e
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(01/22/2010) [-]
It's the same baby the whole way through :P
User avatar #31 to #25 - BAAAHHHH
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(01/22/2010) [-]
I know but in the last it's cutest :D
#33 to #31 - anon id: 0586c55e
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(01/22/2010) [-]
I can't disagree with you xD
#21 - putsout
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(01/22/2010) [-]
Thats the cutest thing ive ever seen im am now in a good mood

Captcha: Lousy WTF
User avatar #67 - Yoma
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(01/22/2010) [-]
I think this is THE cutest thing I've ever laid my eyes on.
#129 - OsamaBinLlama
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(01/23/2010) [-]
you can find babies at the coffebean