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There was a boy who woke up one night IN')? a nightmare. He cries, ails' His motlier came
rushing into the bedroom and the boy told her that he had a dream that Grandma died. So a week later, his
Grandma died.
The boy woke up another night screaming and he told his mother that he dreamt that Dramas died. Strangely
enough, a week Dramas died. The boy woke up yet another night screaming that he had a nightmare fl
which his father died.
The mother told the father and he became very cautious. He watched his and treated his body ! lla!
So a week passed and the postman died.
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#32 - Jorgin (02/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I have a dream that comes about every few nights, it looks kind of like a man with a cape on top of a bathroom stall(batman?) and i try to go tell someone about it, but I get mobbed by a bunch of faceless and bloody creatures, I try to scream but my scream is muffled, and I guess I get "stabbed" in the dream because I always wake up after with a sharp pain in my back but it only lasts a second.
#35 to #32 - sparrabird (02/12/2011) [-]
Haha, yes!
Its quite funny you say that because that is a common dream that everyone has had at least once. Not the batman and faceless creatures part, but the basic meaning.
You know something or you want to say something to tell other people but something stops you. This is something inside you that says that its not a good idea to say anything, but you know you should say it.
My advise to you.
You can change the outcome of your dream. You are in full control of what you dream about. This is the fun bit. When these faceless things try to mob you, do any of these things:
- Imagine each one with a collar on its neck that doesn't let it reach you
- An uzi in your hand
- Your in a tank
Anything at all!
Its you controlling your mind.
User avatar #7 - butteykiller (02/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
ok so this one time i had a dream and then i woke up
#10 to #7 - sparrabird (02/12/2011) [-]
If you wake up during a dream, this is because your mind has realized it is dreaming and fallen out of REM sleep. The next time you feel as though you are waking up, do one of a few things:
- Spin your dream body
- Rub your hands
Several others but those are the two that work for me. It takes your mind off the fact you are lying in bed, not inside your dream world
User avatar #1 - TheShadowMan (02/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Okay, I'd rather post this as a private message though.. it's kinda long..
#3 to #1 - sparrabird (02/12/2011) [-]
go for it
User avatar #44 - mrtd (02/12/2011) [-]
i had a dream where i was at this shopping senter and my girlfriend was there and i never saw her face because it was always obbscured by somthing and the she broke up with me
#42 - sparrabird (02/12/2011) [-]
Iv done a lot of dreams, and il admit that i lied when i said i didnt care about the thumbs. a few would be nice.
but other than that, keep them coming
#36 - Womens Study Major (02/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
a dream i had the other night was i walking through town and everyone i know was there and they were all calling me Uncle Jim. No lie. I just assumed that was a natural thing that everyone called me. Then realized my name's not Jim, its Jordan. Most people call me Jo, and I am uncle, so i guess theres some tie there. But now im trying to get everyone i know to actually call me Uncle Jim to see how funny it gets lol.
User avatar #29 - chefwurm (02/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Ok so I had a reoccurring dream where (I live on a hill) and all I saw was my house in flames, lava flowing down the hill, and a huge demon thing laughing in my face. And when I woke up and my eyes were still in dream world all I saw was big bugs crawling up my legs onto my face.
#24 - xgarciax (02/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
i have dreams where im ridding down a hill on a bike and i fall down and never stop falling.. when im fallling its just pitch black but i could see the faces of some family members in the distance
#23 - Womens Study Major (02/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
So I had a dream I was a huge buff guy who apparently grabbed a chick by the throat, scraped her head across the asphalt, and then cut her head off. I was really freaked out after that though because Im a very tolerant person and would NEVER hit a girl. :/
User avatar #16 - Florence (02/12/2011) [+] (8 replies)
I keep having this dream over and over but with subtle differences each time. I really can't remember where it starts it's always somewhere in the middle, I think the furthest back chronologically is I'm walking down a road. It's a pretty empty road with all cracks and graffiti all over it. I've had this dream a few time and the amount of people here vary sometimes I'm almost alone sometimes theres a bunch of people here, they're all on foot though, no cars on the road. no houses lining the road either it's kind of like a highway.
#11 - Donthavename (02/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
User avatar #6 - Alicegotchained (02/12/2011) [+] (3 replies)
I had a dream where my dog started shooting at me, and was wearing a red du rag. He also had 2 pistols, and looked like a gangster(he's a Shih Tzu if it matters), and then I cut off his head...

It was a ****** up dream I'll tell you that.
User avatar #2 - SgtObvious (02/12/2011) [+] (5 replies)
When I was a little kid I had a dream where I was taken on a baot to an island where there were islanders in those huge masks pretty much leading/throwing people into a fire. When they came out of this fire, they became cheese. I was caught and eventually put in this fire, I became cheese. I also think i recall starting to eat myself.
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