Weiners?

I think the word you are looking for is Podophilia

Come to america and read a dictionary.

Dictionary's were invented in England...

dictionairies*

No, the word Dictionary is a noun so you put 's at the end.

You're using the apostrophe wrong, it's only used in contractions and possessive contexts.

But my spell check says that dictionaries is wrong and Dictionary's is right...

Odd. Firefox says Dictionaries is right. Either way, 's is being misused. you're probably using it wrong, because Dictionary's should only be used in a sentence like, "the dictionary's cover was bent."

I thought that at first but my Firefox said it was wrong, WTF?

pedophilia
noun Psychiatry.
sexual desire in an adult for a child.

I'm guessing this was taken from an American dictionary.

yes the correct dictionary

The Dictionary is an English invention.

yes thats why its so great

it can be spelled either way, like color or colour...douche

Then type "pedophile" into a comment. It gets a red underline

not on my computer pedophile, see?

O yeah?

Yeah

Perhaps your spell check is set to English (UK) while mine is set to English (US)? Just a thought.

Remind me, what country does the ENGLISH language come from?

are you talking to me?

Well, technically I'm not talking but... yeah.

whats the point of your question?

I'm just saying that obviously we Englishmen know a lot more about our own language than you Americans.

Do you Englishmen know how to use google? Do you also understand that once a word passes into popular usage and is entered into the dictionary then it is by all accounts a word?

1) What the hell has this got to do with Google?

2) The reason you Americans don't know how to spell is because we sent most of our retards who didn't know how to read, write or pronounce words properly to America, they were your descendants.

wanker

That is how it is in England, not here. I'm sorry.

Then why does it get underlined in red? It's an Americanism, but it's not technically correct. The word comes from greek and/or latin, I'm not completly sure. The suffix "phile" meaning "lover of" is preceded by a subject, eg. "hydro" giving hydrophile. The prefix pedo means foot, for example pedal and pedometer are derived from pedo. If pedophile means child lover then by extent a pedal is where you put children and a pedometer counts them.

I feel smarter now

I mean, I'm gonna double check this to be safe.

But assuming it's true, kudos on the info

By 'here', do you mean the internet?

i have a sudden craving for a hotdog and a doughnut.....

I just realized how much he looked like scumbag steve

eddys brother?

Have a close up of the face and flames in the glasses with the caption "Some men just want to watch the world burn"