Everstone

charmanders are red. squirtles are blue. if you were a Pokemn, i'd choose you. your smile is stronger then a hyperbeam. like jesse and james we'd make the perfect team. i'll stay by your side like pikachu and ash, and i'll love you more then a level 80 rapidash. you're more legendary then moltres, zapados, or mew. but out of all the 151 i choose you!

You must be a Charizard, because I have AIDS

im going to give you cancer cause your genoration is down right pethetic

You must be a Togepi... Because your charm is supper effective.