FML part 1 (description). im gonna start doing my fmls again 20+ for more plzzz thumb<br /> tags look at them. Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green
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FML part 1 (description)

im gonna start doing my fmls again 20+ for more plzzz thumb<br />
tags look at them

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he' d made with his new Play limb set. I smiled and said,
Wow! Now, haw about some blue martian!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the ****
um". FML
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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got atest saying "ajust dropped the b* tch efil‘
be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said n don' t know what you' re talking about Megan".
My name isn' t Megan. Nat even close. FML
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Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him haw terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so
relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
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Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: n got your best friend pregnant". FML
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Today, I forget to do my French homework, but since it was an inline worksheet, I told my teacher my Internet
wasn' t working. I told her with an equall. FML
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Today, I bit my boyfriend' s neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had Just popped a pimple on
his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter
sang along with the theme song "He who you want to be, ." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I
want to be a hooker." FML
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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group trying to take a picture. Trying to be a
diplomat, I slowly say "Yau... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says
We thanks asshole, I got It," in plain English. FML
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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed
because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off.
She hit the wall. FML
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Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. about halfway through, I noticed one kid
had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I
took the note from him. It said n believe in you, -Mam." FML
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Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming n WANT TO GO TO NARNIA"
naked. FML
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Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me, so I decided to be bitchy about it and say "Did I say
you could take a picture?" and he replied with, "Na, but can you get the **** out of the way so I can take one of
my wife and kids." I turn around, and they were right behind me. FML
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Submitted: 02/10/2011
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User avatar #5 - oldbalmung (02/10/2011) [-]
Any one else losing faith in humanity? I am
#1 - clydebarrow (02/10/2011) [+] (3 replies)
How come it's in the POV of a woman?
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