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Suck it Christianity

this is an example that religion isn't really all that great. credit goes to the genius on motifake.com.
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Submitted: 02/09/2011
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#8 - anonymous (02/10/2011) [-]
if adam and eve were the first people how do they have belly buttons
User avatar #17 to #8 - NaziHalo ONLINE (07/04/2011) [-]
i think the story was,...after god created adam, the devil spat on him and the spit burned, and when adam tore off that flesh it healed into the belly button

then when eve was created she got born with it

nice fiction story huh
User avatar #10 to #8 - Mindfuker (02/10/2011) [-]
you actually asked that question on yahooanswers and one of the answers i got was that god created them as the perfect image (ie with belly buttons and all that) and all christians believe that the oerfect image is god, so does god have a belly button, and if so, where did he get his?
#13 to #10 - awolv (02/10/2011) [-]
they didnt have belly buttons it dosent say they do in the bible
#14 to #13 - Mindfuker (02/11/2011) [-]
yes because every minute detail was in the bible
#16 to #14 - awolv (02/11/2011) [-]
HERPY DERPY DOOOOOOO
#7 - jamesisawesome (02/09/2011) [-]
Actually, incest is in the bible multiple times  
and god doesn't give a fuck
Actually, incest is in the bible multiple times
and god doesn't give a fuck
#5 - WLWBASEBALL (02/09/2011) [-]
well, their kids were Cane and Abel, and cane killed abel.... so what does that mean :o
well, their kids were Cane and Abel, and cane killed abel.... so what does that mean :o
#9 to #5 - awolv (02/10/2011) [-]
cause brothers have never killed each other. ever.
User avatar #11 to #9 - Blueeyesftw (02/10/2011) [-]
He ment where did the other people come from, ie if Adam and Eve only had two kids, both were boys, and one was killed. Then where did the rest of us come from? Did we spawn?
#12 to #11 - awolv (02/10/2011) [-]
yeah but adam and eve had loads of children they just arent all named in the bible, seth is the only other one that is named but it mentions loads more
User avatar #15 to #12 - Blueeyesftw (02/11/2011) [-]
I know, but I was just making his statement clear, it is not my opinion.
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User avatar #2 - egilhedlund (02/09/2011) [-]
ATHEISM FTW
User avatar #3 to #1 - slimshadez (02/09/2011) [-]
is that suppose to be good or bad
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