An Epic Tournament. . File .-11925_ g-( 26 KB, 400x300) I Amonymous 10/ 16/ 07( Tue) & 23 No. 42979025 Whenever I get a package of plain M& Ms, I make it my dut
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An Epic Tournament

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I Amonymous 10/ 16/ 07( Tue) & 23 No.
42979025
Whenever I get a package of plain M& Ms, I
make it my duty to continue the strength and
robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold - duels-
Taking two candies between my thumb and
forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them
together until one of than cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior
one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M& Ms are tougher: and the newer bffe
ones are genetically interior. I have hypothesized that the bcue Mkes as a race cannot
survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and
world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the
rest- Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives
the candy extra strength. In this way: the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When Hench the end of the pack, I are left with one MAM, the strongest of the herd.
Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and
send it to M& M 3. -Liars: A Division of Mars, Inc, Hackettstown, NJ 17840- I 503
LISA, along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M& M for breeding purposes-"
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/ 2 pound bag
of plain M& hds. I consider this " grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand
From a of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
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#3 - anonymous (02/09/2011) [-]
I used to do the same thing with skittles. I had to quit when I found out I was diabetic. Lol.
#2 - anonymous (02/09/2011) [-]
Now I really want m&m's
#1 - anonymous (02/09/2011) [-]
I have taken up a new hobby!
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