How to get rid of a roommate (p1). . part 1 1. Make browncoat lunches for your roommate every morning. Give them to him before he goes to class/ work. 2. Everyt
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How to get rid of a roommate (p1)

part 1
1. Make browncoat lunches for your roommate every morning. Give
them to him before he goes to class/ work.
2. Everytime you afterthe room, sit in a chair, lean back to far, and
fall over backwards. La ugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then,
one day, repeat the falloutlover exercise, but instead of la urging,
get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, "It' s not funny anymore"
3. Read with a flashlight when the lights are en. Pretend to read
without one when the lights are out, remarking ever so often how
great the book is.
4. Get a surfboard. Put it on your bed. Stand on it, and pretend to surf
for about fifteen minutes. Then. pretend to wipe out and fall off the
bed onto the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your room mate
comes over to rescue you.
5. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes
everyday.
Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of
ketchup. When your room mate comes in, look at the sha , look at the
empty cage and tell him/ her, "l was hungry."
6. Make toast for breakfast every morning, but don' t plug in the
toaster. Eat the plain bread, looking at the toaster angrily, and complain
that the toaster doesn' t know what it' s doing. If your room mate
suggests
plugging it in, go on a tangent about fire safety.
I Pack up all and tell your roommate that you are going
away to "find yourself". Leave, and come back in about ten minutes.
Ofyour roommate asks, explain that youve not a hard person to find.
8. Never speakie your roommate directly. need to ask attell
him something, go to another room and call him on the phone.
9. Every night, before you go to bed, beg your roommate for a glass of
water. When he brings it, dump it en the floor and immediately go
to sleep. If he ever refuses to bring you a glass of water, lie
on the bed and pretend to be dying of dehydration, making gagging
sounds, until he gets it for you.
10. Everytime the phone rings, turn on the stereo at full volume and
begin to violently slam dance with your roommate. If he asks
about it, say, "Oh, that damn hypnotist."
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User avatar #1 - Leeni (02/08/2011) [-]
...Must... Try...
#5 - BeVuTz (02/08/2011) [-]
Very funny nonetheless xD
Very funny nonetheless xD
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