Ask me !

Will I get kissed on monday? Yes.
Will it be from my girlfriend? Most Likely.
Will it be on the lips? Dont count on it.
On the cheek? Outlook not so good.
On my...penis? With out a doubt.

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am i gonna get laid on monday? NO

are you sure? YES

are you lying? NO

am i really believing this? Most Likely

I asked if op's a fag, and I got yes.

will i ever get a girlfriend?

what is the sqare root of pie?

Am i going to get a GF in the next year?
-no
In the following year?
-doubtful
In the next 10 years?
-dont count on it

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Will i get laid? Yes
are they attractive? Dont count on it
;-;
is it a woman? Not likely

Does "she" like me? Ask again.
Does "she" like me? Ask again.
Does "she" like me? Ask again.
Does "she" like me? Ask again.
Does "she" like me? Ask again.
Does "she" like me? Ask again.

Can I have some food? Yes
Can Squidward have something to eat? No

Could I have something to eat? No
Could I have something to eat? No
Could I have something to eat? No
Can't you say anything besides "no"? Ask Again
Could I have something to eat? No

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Me: Am i pretty?
*Doubtful*
Me:....Are you sure?
*without a doubt*
Me:....Positive?
*yes*

will *insert girl i like's name* go out with me?
doubtful
will you please tell me what i want to hear?
yes
now will she go out with me?
most likely

BOOBIES!!!!

Am I going to get everything I want? -NO
Are you sure?- Yes
Are you trying to piss me off?- Definitely
Can I ask you one more time?- Yes
Will I get everything I want?- No
Are you sure?-Definitely
Are you ever going to tell me what I want to hear?- Don't count on it

I asked how many kids i would have. When i asked if i would have more than 3, it said no. when i asked if i would have more than 2, it said definitely. 2.5 BABIES!