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Graham Crackers

I ‘VIII NEVER [OOH
THEM Tm!! SAME
AGAIN
Graham Brackets: In ", a health food nut preached
sermons about the dangers of masturbation and soon
inveted a cracker to help ward off these "dangers".
If you ate your cracker in the morning, the blandness was
supposed to lower your lust all day so that you would not
have "Vital fluid" expending urges. Thats man' s name was
Sylvester Graham and his cracker, the graham cracker, is
an practice many of us still use today.
Anyone up for some smores?
Also the Kellogg' s cereal company was founded this way
with the blandness of' corn flakes *
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Submitted: 02/08/2011
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#2 - sebbyg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - vanillish (09/01/2011) [-]
I don't know about you but I ******* love the taste of cornflakes.
#8 - kuwaitnigger (09/01/2011) [-]
LOL i thumbed for the tags!
#4 - anonemous (02/08/2011) [+] (1 reply)
if the choice was between a graham cracker or fapping what would you choose?
User avatar #9 to #4 - nuketheshadows (09/01/2011) [-]
**** that I would rather eat a graham cracker because Once I ********** I don't stop until it hurts in fact I think my pattern is 1 time in the morning 1 time at noon and 3 times at night once I did it 4-6 hr straight.... But me and my doctor don't like to talk about it. -_-
#3 - Protomix (02/08/2011) [-]
graham crackers are suppressive....chocolate is an aphrodesiac...i am confus
User avatar #6 - thegrumpyviking (02/09/2011) [-]
Suddenly, the nation goes on a shortage of graham crackers.
#5 - devout feminist (02/09/2011) [-]
You just watched "Good Eats" didn't you?
User avatar #1 - dbrawrlove (02/08/2011) [-]
wow
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