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#75 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
usher was the only good bit in that whole thing. thats pure talent right there
#155 to #75 - cashforclunkers (02/08/2011) [-]
<-- 3 TITS... AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT UR ARGUMENT
User avatar #163 to #155 - shaunr (02/08/2011) [-]
i am strangely aroused
#246 to #163 - truce (02/08/2011) [-]
Three boobs? Not weird boner. Gooooood boner.
#138 to #75 - kamikazecomment **User deleted account** (02/08/2011) [-]
you mean the dumbass that made Justin Bieber famous?
#77 to #75 - yothenameiscameron ONLINE (02/08/2011) [-]
You mean slash?
#76 to #75 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
You spelled Slash wrong
You spelled Slash wrong
#78 to #76 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
actually no. slash is fucking gay. usher is the bomb
#81 to #78 - armyrave (02/08/2011) [-]
ARE YOU KIDDING ME SLASH IS ONE OF THE BEST GUITAR PLAYERS OF ALL TIME, USHER WOULDNT BE ANYTHING WITHOUT HIS VOICEBOX
ARE YOU KIDDING ME SLASH IS ONE OF THE BEST GUITAR PLAYERS OF ALL TIME, USHER WOULDNT BE ANYTHING WITHOUT HIS VOICEBOX
User avatar #79 to #78 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAA!

Obvious troll is obvious....


or youre just fucking stupid
#80 to #79 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
honestly not trolling. usher can sing. he can dance. he looks awesome. his music is good. the man is talent. slash is just a guitarist. who gives a shit
User avatar #83 to #80 - Gowna getcha (02/08/2011) [-]
JUST A GUITARIST!
anyone can sing with the help from computers. Anyone can dance to music. it takes real talent, time and practice to be a great guitarist.
User avatar #82 to #80 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
YOu must be young. Ill explain it to you. See, Usher is a mainstream hip hop/pop star. A music genre that is, lets be honest, fucking bullshit. Usher also found Justin beiber so trhat downs his street cred. Slash is a ground breaking guitarist whos style helped change how people portray guitarists. The man is not only a visionary but a fucking badass who has made his own image on his own No autotune, no dances needed. the man stands in one spot and screams badass...usher is nothing compaired to even slashes left nut
#84 to #82 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
fuck get over justin bieber. him and anyone that affiliates with him makes big cash. and hip/hop has still got talented artists like usher. and slash to you sounds bad ass, but to me he sounds like nothing compared to artists like eminem and jay-z
User avatar #143 to #84 - ibzzi (02/08/2011) [-]
how can you compare slash with eminem and jay-z? hes a fucking guitarist. he plays an instrument. they rap... with their MOUTHS. slash plays the GUITAR. if you cant appreciate a talented person playing an instrument then you have no reason to comment on this thread. go listen to your rap. the only talented people in rap music are the people who compose the beats for the rappers. you know, with INSTRUMENTS and shit. thats what sells their music. the first thing some1 listens to when hearing a song is the music.. then while listening to that music they decide whether they want to keep on listening to the point that the vocalist comes in. if you aint got talented song composers. you aint shit. so yeah. your rap "artists" can suck it
User avatar #118 to #84 - DancinPenguin (02/08/2011) [-]
rap = retards attempting poetry. besides eminem ;)
User avatar #168 to #118 - canadiangunnerman (02/08/2011) [-]
to me, Eminem's the only good rapper
User avatar #87 to #84 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
they make big cash cause little kids like you who wouldnt know good music from someone farting into a microphone buy that shit called music.
Usher,is alright. Nothing against him, but if youre going to compare Slash to Jay-z, i beg of you not to reproduce. People like you are the reason people like lady gaga, Miley cyrus, Kesha, and Justin Beiber run freely, ruining music. Look back in time and see bands like Guns n Roses, The Who, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Van Halen, Beck Bogart and Appice, Eagles, Eric Clapton, Aerosmith, Bruce Springsteen, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, AC/DC, ZZ Top, Rolling Stones, Pink FLoyd...i can go on...you get thepoint...theyve lasted foever..rap hasnt
#122 to #87 - TheElectricCat (02/08/2011) [-]
emmmmm.....excuse me you forgot the Beatles
User avatar #249 to #122 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
look down a litle bit, i added more bands like David Bowie the Beatles,, beach boys, johnny cash, bob dylan, queen......i COULD NEVER forget them!
User avatar #250 to #249 - TheElectricCat (02/08/2011) [-]
Good on yae son !
#92 to #87 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
you seem to have me mistaken for a young kid. i hate kesha, miley cyrus, lady gaga and justin bieber. but they make money so why openly hate. and yeh youve got your bands. but look at what hip hop and rap has produced. 2pac, notorious, dr dre, easy e, eminem, jay-z, busta rhymes, grandmaster flash, n.w.a, bone thugs and harmony, dj jazzy jeff, ludacris and this list goes on as well
User avatar #165 to #92 - exoh (02/08/2011) [-]
listen to the average rap song and tell me that the vocals have any meaning or are in anyway good. the songs do nothing but promote abuse, violence and prove that stupid fucks can make money. look at rock, hell i hate to say this but look at country, look at jazz, yes they have their vulgarity as well but the songs have meaning, they have heart. and everyone in the band has to have talent, and everyone gets credit for having the talent. rap/pop/hiphop= about 90% stereotypes and flat out shit. the other 10% is decent even by my standards, and all i listen to is classic shit and rock. any other genre= 10% vulgarity, stereotypes, and advocation for abuse. not saying that hip hop and rap hasent given some good things, but its given a lot less
User avatar #166 to #165 - exoh (02/08/2011) [-]
plus hip hop has died more then once, when one artist dies the entire genre dies for a while. look at rock, when hendrix died it didnt stop, when rodger waters left pink floyd rock didnt die, when ozzys guitarist died the genre didnt die. same thing with country (still hate to admit it). and i apologize for eminems fans but i dont like him either, yes he puts thought into his lyrics, yes he actually does well. but i dont like his music anyway. and anyone who has said before this that anyone who needs help from a computer to sing isnt good is absolutely correct
User avatar #139 to #92 - sketchE (02/08/2011) [-]
easy es dead too
User avatar #94 to #92 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
Yeah lets look at what raps produced....gang violence, stereotypes, the dumbing of youth...i can keep going if youd like...Rock has meaning, rap doesnt...2pac=dead...notorious=dead, dre=magicallly somehow alive...eminem=ill give you that..hes fucking eminem..
jayz=some faggot from NY with no talent..Busta Rhymes? Seriously?....hahaha....
after busta...ive never even heard of themm...they obviously havent done anything worth while if i havent even heard em...Rap is retards attempting poetry and failing horribly...im sure talking about hoes money, cars, being "gangster", and gettting shot is bullshit and has no purpose but to dumb down society and increase the already hightened stereotypes of blacks...
#96 to #94 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
your living in a little box for a world. do you even listen to rap? the lyrics are deep and meaningful. about pulling yourself out of the gutter and becoming something. and sure, most of them were mixed with drugs and things, but ill bet half the bands you named (that i dont know of either) do cocaine and weed regularly. but clearly we both have our own stubborn opinions. so lets just agree to disagree and move on cos im tired of arguing. i live and let live, you should learn to do the same
User avatar #99 to #96 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
hahahhhh!! do i need to get examples of the repetative monkey noises they produce? Yeahhh nigga i grew up a fuckin screw up, now i make it rainn on dem hoes....deep shit man....Yeah see...the beatles did lsd n shit and made some ground breaking shit...nigger rappers do crack n come up with horrible songs....big difference...i lov ehow youre backing down caus eyou know me and the other guys are right....
#100 to #99 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
wow that was incredibly racist and ignorant. i honestly thought for a second i was having an argument with an intelligent person. im sorry i was wrong.
User avatar #101 to #100 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
hahahaha...welcome to the internet kid.

Im not racist...well...only against illegal mexicans...but you cant tell me what i said isnt the truth because it is...despite any words used..i can say it 100 different ways but the meaning of it is still there...thank you for the compliment though...i wish i could say the same but ive know you were a stubborn music illiterate kid for quite some time now ...
#102 to #101 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
your fucked in the head with your mentality. your probably a 16 year old virgin that can name some bands. good for you bro. "welcome to the internet kid"
lol your so cool. you sit in front of a computer all day and just hate like a dumb fuck. dont open your mind to anything. just sit there and pull your dick and try to act mad on the internet. big man.
User avatar #103 to #102 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
Youre wrong. Im a 24 year old military search and rescue pilot for the United States Coast Guard, stationed in San Diego, California. Youre now on the defensive and attacking me because you have no other alternative...the fact that you are going that low is quite sad. I actually listen to country, rock, techno, dubstep, folk, alternative, metal, screamo, anything good really, except rap. Keep insulting me, cause youre the one that looks foolish
User avatar #170 to #103 - xsjrrubedo (02/08/2011) [-]
Sir, you diserve like 10000000000000 thumbs, you owned this kid.
#105 to #103 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
everything you just said about your carreer and age is total and utter bullshit and we both know it. and i know it cos of your previous comments
#114 to #105 - crumpetz (02/08/2011) [-]
<------ :)
User avatar #106 to #105 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
...If you think i would lie to impress some immature kid like you, youre sadly wrong. I dont need to prove myself to you, because, well imma be honest youre a nobody to me. My previous comments? You tell me to open my mind and i live in a box, but youre the one who talked shit about rock and slash first...hypocrite much?
#108 to #106 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
your calling rappers niggers and crackheads. your fucking retarded. and every single one of your comments is hypocritical. so shut up, your an idiot
User avatar #171 to #108 - cookiel (02/08/2011) [-]
you're*
User avatar #145 to #108 - sketchE (02/08/2011) [-]
almost all rappers do drugs
every rapper (except eminem) calls themselves and other black people niggers
all music is about sex rap just doesnt take the time to put it better then i fucked that bitch
your best rapper(lil wayne according to my rap friends)uses the same lines in almost all his songs
the fact you used ushers looks as part of your argument for why hes a good artist makes you a fag

it is now 745 am have a nice day
User avatar #112 to #108 - tylerman (02/08/2011) [-]
It is human nature to attack your opponent, not the argument, when you know you are losing. Almost all rap music sounds the same, and one thing I never understood was if someone is named "the king of rap" he gets shot and everyone says "oh well he dead lets get a new king huuurrrrr durrrrr". I will admit that not all rock is good but the stuff that is good is REALLY good. When rap is "good" it sounds like half the other raps and is mediocre at best.
User avatar #111 to #108 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
Welll i grew up in Los Angeles so i was around that shit alot, and well i saw " African Americans" ( politically correct enough for ya?) using crack alot...shit happens..they use crack. please explain how theyre hypocritical? OH WAIT theyre NOT..youre just using what i said against me....do you even know what hypocritical means? Or the greek word Hypocrite'?
I would love to hear this.........enlighten me...cause rap teaches you things right? HHAHAHAH
User avatar #169 to #111 - AlexanderMoore **User deleted account** (02/08/2011) [-]
In reply to the whole damn comment stream.

Fuck pop and hip hop. Fuck rap. Fuck 'house' music. Fuck R&B or whatever the hell it is. Fuck all that shit completely, including fucking Eminem and shit.

Fuck Justin Bieber (he gets his own genre because I don't want to be insulting to other artists)

Go rock, metal, tech, digital, and alternative.

I'm pretty right-winged about my shit if you haven't already noticed. Those rappers and pop stars can go back to where they came from and die for all I give a fuck. The fucking end.
#125 to #111 - anonymous (02/08/2011) [-]
Here's the deal, you are arguing with: potsmokingmonkey

pot=marijuana
smoking=smoking
monkey=nigger

so by breaking down the name you are arguing that rap sucks to a fucking numb brained nigger.

Feel like you just won gold in the Special Olympics yet?
User avatar #113 to #111 - Jackimole (02/08/2011) [-]
I actually have nothing to contribute, and I haven't read most of the other posts, but that purple bar
<====
Is getting pretty big, and I've always wondered how big it can get.
And by always, I mean since about 3 mins ago.
User avatar #89 to #87 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
Oh i forgot, David Bowie, Queen, Scorpions, Cheap Trick, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, Beach Boys, Boston, Journey

want me to keep going??
-5
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#86 to #85 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
sorry usher is awesome. live with it
User avatar #161 to #86 - navikiller (02/08/2011) [-]
didnt usher piss on some chick? how is she supposed to get back to the kitchen with nigger piss in her eyes?
User avatar #172 to #161 - cookiel (02/08/2011) [-]
R-Kelly was the one who pissed on a chick
User avatar #173 to #172 - navikiller (02/08/2011) [-]
hard to tell they all look the same
User avatar #154 to #86 - anthonyh (02/08/2011) [-]
dude, shut the fuck up, no one cares anymore, and every one of your comment is getting negative thumbs. Just quit while you're getting raped in your pussy before they move to your asshole.
User avatar #91 to #86 - Gowna getcha (02/08/2011) [-]
Fuck you, You are obviously musically ill. Im going to prescribe you a lifetime of good music.
Start here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o2siXC_w0I
User avatar #109 to #91 - fadetoblack (02/08/2011) [-]
somebody called?
User avatar #124 to #109 - jaylunamon (02/08/2011) [-]
15 internets for you sir!!!!
#93 to #91 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
oh shit. metallica is probably just as bad if not worse than slash.
User avatar #95 to #93 - JAlbastlkr (02/08/2011) [-]
Youre obviously a mainstream junkie who can only get his fix by listening to autotuned bullshit that has been consistantly the same since Public Enemy...Those fuckers tried to start somethin new! NOt lil wayne and every faggot ass rapper you named...btw...hes just starting you out on metallica so you can appreciate something...
#97 to #95 - WLWBASEBALL (02/08/2011) [-]
yeah, i hate hip hop but i have to agree with him, meticallica is shit. honestly, hip hop isn't bad. it's the autotune that ruins it all, like the black eyed peas. usher is a good thing in hip hop, but that's only your opinion. personally, i listen to wiz, cudi, bring me the horizon, we came as romans, etc etc etc. i listen to pretty much everything thats not shit, so honestly i know whats good and whats not
#98 to #97 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
kid cudi has some deep shit man. love him
#256 to #98 - WLWBASEBALL (02/09/2011) [-]
listening to cudi and eating gummy worms is the best when you're blown
User avatar #116 to #98 - truce (02/08/2011) [-]
Man, if you haven't noticed, you're fighting a losing battle here. It's gonna take you weeks to replace all those thumbs you've lost, and even if you "win" an argument against one of these guys, another's going to come out of the woodworks. just stfu and move on with your life. You're obviously in a place where your opinion is thought of as wrong and shit, so stop expressing it for attention.
#119 to #116 - potsmokingmonkey (02/08/2011) [-]
i dont give a shit about the thumbs. but your right. theres always those situations where no matter what your opinion is, majority rules. so fuck it
User avatar #179 to #119 - nitnal (02/08/2011) [-]
Man it's people like you that make rap look bad, I'm not a huge fan of it myself but you can at least listen to some real talented rap artists like Necro, Ill Bill, or Immortal Technique, not fucking Gay-z and Usher, takes no talent whatsoever to autotune your fuckin voice anyone can do that you homosexual little pusscake.
User avatar #123 to #119 - gustavthemaster (02/08/2011) [-]
Yeah, that's called democracy, dumbass.
#130 to #123 - ultroz (02/08/2011) [-]
I don't think he gives a shit about the collective opinion of 20 or so 16 year olds, because the world is on his side. Usher, Justin Beiber, and everything that is mainstream right now, are making billions of dollars. And the best part? In 20 years or so, they'll be considered 'classics'. When Guns n' Roses or Metallica first got together, do any of you think they were considered the automatic classics they are now? Hell no. God damn you people are retarded little children.
#230 to #130 - gustavthemaster (02/08/2011) [-]
Why the hell are you calling me retarded? potsmokingmonkey complained that the majority rules, and I said that is what is called majority. I haven't said anything about Justin Bieber or Usher or any other mainstream fag. I just said that democracy is when the majority rules. One sentence that didn't have anything to do with music. And I couldn't really care less about Justin Bieber or Usher, because I can still listen to the music I like and ignore them. The only thing you got right in your comment is that I'm 16 years old. You motherfucking dumbass faggot raper.
#248 to #230 - ultroz (02/08/2011) [-]
Did I huwt someones feewings?

Shut the hell up and man the fuck up you little pusscake.
User avatar #257 to #248 - gustavthemaster (02/09/2011) [-]
My feelings aren't hurt by some retarded dumbass like you. I just said that you're retarded for telling me to stop complaining about music when I didn't say anything about music. I'm surprised that you can do a simple thing like using a computer when you're such a retard.
#182 to #130 - wrivyn (02/08/2011) [-]
I can pretty much guarantee that Justin Beiber is NOT going to be a classic in 20 years.

As a matter of fact, I doubt he'll even be remembered in 5.
#120 to #119 - anonymous (02/08/2011) [-]
look how many, collectively, agree with you. Minus-a-fucking-lot
#142 to #120 - anonymous (02/08/2011) [-]
And that means he is wrong?
User avatar #236 to #142 - gustavthemaster (02/08/2011) [-]
No, but it mean that he's stupid for not picking his fights and being a tight arsehole when it comes to music. And if you compare Usher to Metallica, Metallica has sold more than Usher and Metallica is more popular than Usher.
#121 to #120 - stickmaina (02/08/2011) [-]
this comment has almost 40 children
and slash and metallica could kick your ass anyday of the week
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