Yo momma!. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up<br /> Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"<br
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Yo momma!

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up<br />
Yo mama so fat her nickname is &quot;Lardo&quot;<br />
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.<br />
Yo mama so fat were in her right now<br />
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise<br />
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone<br />
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors<br />
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...<br />
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world<br />
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy<br />
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!<br />
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!<br />
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says &quot;okay!&quot;<br />
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said &quot;Taxi!&quot;<br />
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized<br />
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway<br />
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller<br />
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets<br />
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th<br />
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too<br />
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear &quot;Caution! Wide Turn&quot;<br />
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!<br />
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read &quot;one at a time, please&quot;<br />
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.<br />
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.<br />
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.<br />
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.<br />
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!<br />
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!<br />
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!<br />
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!<br />
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!<br />
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!<br />
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...<br />
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.<br />
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!<br />
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white &amp; chunky!<br />
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!<br />
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

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12 -Drpeper .
I 1" r' g' yo momma so stupid dickies was condoms for kids
yo momma so she got more chins than a hung kong phone book
I 7;: yo momma so fat and ugly when she jumped off a bridge she went straight to hell then the devil kicked her back up. (Original
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In yo momma so hairy when she took a shower they filmed a movie ''gorillas in the mist"
if '' yo momma so old when she went to was no history
In yo momma so old when her to act her arethe bitch died
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Ho momma so hairy they thought she was t: -moot.
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21 - Mrah
yo momma so fat rum up on nel wouldn* t date her
Drpeper .
5''’: yo momma so ugly and fat they changed the "No child left behind" to "SH ES NOT LOOKING RU Nit"'
yo momma so old she owes an a Wer
I In -Mrah
Flai. #24 -Drpeper .
E 'i/ '' yo momma so fat she has her own moon
25 -Mrah
yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry
Ffii #26 -Drpeper
I Fl‘ yo momma so stupid when she jumps off a building she goes up
A yo momma so stupid Shakur was a jewish holiday
I ‘Lia yo momma so stupid when your dad said the superbowl is on she came with a spoon
In yo momma so fat her dress size is BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT
I -: yo momma so fat her dress size has rhinosaur on it not HEEL
yo momma so fat when she steps on the weighing scale it says" to be continued..."
I "I" i' -' i' yo momma so stupid she cant tell the difference between hot and cold.
3 it #33 - harsh
yo momma so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a brain transplant
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Submitted: 01/20/2010
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User avatar #1 - Coracaldo (01/20/2010) [-]
THAT. WAS. HILARIOUS.
and not a combo breaker in sight
#4 - anonymous (01/20/2010) [-]
Your momma's so fat Dora can't even explore her.

User avatar #2 - cherryanabritt (01/20/2010) [-]
i had to lol at the your momma so hairy that when she took a shower they filmed a movie "gorillaz in the Mist"
#5 - anonymous (07/01/2010) [-]
Yo MoMa So Cheap She Cant Even Pay Attention .
YO Moma is so Stupid she Tripes over Air .
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